Squishee's Poker

Ok, so I go train 3x a week, and I almost never did sparring before (2-3 time)

Today, same shit than last time, dude was taller and bigger, so I had obv a disadvantage, but this time it was different.

Last time, dude hit me at a ratio of at least 5 to 1, but he didnt hit that hard, but today dude, did hit me to a higher ratio than 5 to 1 and somewhat with more strenght.

I did only 1 round vs him, and obv he got switched vs someone who have more experience and taller.

So yeah, if you want to keep the habit to have yours hands up for block, the best way to not forget it, is to do exactly what I did and get a huge beating, I will remember to keep them up since he didnt had much problems throwing punchs in my face, I got somehow overwhelmed vs this dude.

On that note, im gonna need a mouthpiece too.

I cannot post everything that is said in the Chiang Mai Poker Player Chat, because my family is reading this blog.

Altought, I can filter some stuff and leave the funny one here for your distraction.

Time for a little recovery !

Well, its not recovery from sickness or hangover, its just I decided to take 1 week of no alcohol-no going out in bar.

Its only one week, but I assume it would be good for mind, body and my bankroll. Putting more time in poker while keep training muay thai and starting some gym too. After that, I might add an other week, who know.

I just heard of a reggae festival for this w-e ... good timing with my supposed cure...

So unless something unexpected happen, dont hope for an other story with @ random ending or stupid thing , since I wont go out !  But anyway, I never mean to have stuff like that to happen, it just happen !  Sorry for those who are reading only to laugh their ass of my runbad, maybe you will be lucky later.

To end : Here Epic Picture, I like this dude !

It only took me 4 days to end up in this bar again, wonder why but whatever...

Im gonna cut the story in short.. after many vodka-redbull,  I ended with a friend and others girls in a sorta semi-karaoke place eating food @ 5h00-6h00 AM, were 2 poors dudes looked quite gay and were horribles singers.

This girl, after many hours, still didnt believed me when I said I had no girlfriend.. seriously, wtf is going on with all those ? They all think the same

So yeah, after hours with her , standard spicy stuff, dance, etc , etc and me being honest about I have no-gf story, thats when she told me her truth : <I have husban that I know since 10 years, from USA..> etc

Well, the way she acted with me, No way I would knew she was not single !

You guys got the point ? Anyway the vodka was still in so I had a mixed feeling of <I dont care> and <Why , WHYYYYYY she didnt told me hours ago?>

So I ended up in the house of the girl my friend was hooking up with around 6h30-7h00 am. Obv the girl didnt came along so I was sorta alone in this house. So I got somewhat pissed off this huge life slowroll. And the Red Bull started to kick in at the same time and I told my friend <fuck off, im getting a taxi and im going to get my bike an im going home>

And hes like <wtf, you wont find any taxi here at this time>

Me : <Watch me !>

I was somewhat determinated to put an end to it, get my back and sleep in my own bed  But finally, he convinced me (quite easily ) to sleep there and go back with him for the back later on, wich I did.

This was the Biggest Slowroll Ive ever had in my life and in Thailand, She fucking use all her Time Bank to Call me with the nutzs when I was sure I would have the chips stack shipped my way , with the 2nd best hand obv.

 Beat :  Girl acting like a single girl in the bar, not believing me im single and then tell me hours later, far from everything that she have husband.. true or not, she totally pwnd me on that one.

Brag : I slept in a very comfy bed and had quite a good night of sleep. The house and the place was very nice, and my friend and I got offered a nice coffee when we woke up.

Variance : REMEMBER CRAZY GIRL who hit me ? I saw her in the bar and she was with an other man, that was one of the best day of my life. I think im good  she wont bother me anymore, now she is someone else problem ! (poor guy ...

Variance 2 : Remember my friend Alex that spoke to the girl I was and kinda make her understood everything was fine with me ? Well I just learned he doesnt speak any Thai language at all. He totally played me on that one !

Ok, I might exagerate by the title, I just think it can be good spoiler

Yesterday @ Muay thai boxing training, we did some sparing... wich I never did before

We switched opponents sometime, but I did like 3 rounds vs a dude who is like 1,5 heads taller than me, with obv more weight. Apparently he also had few years of kung fun in his background.

So yeah, I had no mouthpiece, 1st time vs a taller and stronger opponent. We dont hit like crazy, but one sure thing is this dude would have chewed me up in real ah. Each time I could hit him, he prob land very good hit in my face 5x more ah, minimum.

Well, thats good practice I gues... and after that, + crazy girl in bar, I might get used to take puches or get slap in the face.

Details about the crazy one : I dont know if it was a punch or a slap, I just got it a little bit in the eye, wich was annoying but other wise, no bruises or something like that, I still have my pretty face :)

Final note : I got back my repaired laptop... altought it probably need a format, and I have to wait 1h to boot it after a shutdown....

5h00 am, back from bars and drunk

Normally, I dont post many stuff, because some members of my family read this blog but... this time... I DONT fucking mind

Short story, got my laptop backs o I havent gone out since 2 weeks... then in the chat some guys go out for a beer and pool.. Im like ok, just 1 or 2 beers, pool game and I go back home...

Ended , I went to a gogo-bar, then to Spicey... wich is like.. all crazy bar girls place...

Im there with my friend and at some point, I see a girl, I offer her a drink, we dance, shes awesome then.. !

A girl, I see in this place like 2-3 weeks ago.. is there.. in short... 3 x I saw this girl :

1- We dance, I take her back , but we are so wasted, we just sleep, she left in the morning, end of the story

2 - I see her in the same place fews days later, we dance, we go back to my place but im soooo drunk I dont take the same direction, etc etc, ended up back to the Spicey, she came back and see me talk with her friend and go crazy about the fact I want to fuck her friend instead of her...im like WTF... she is crazy and I go back home alone (new year Eve, )

3- I see her again few days later at a bar, a friend of me explain her that last time, #2, is just a miss understanding, then she talk to me and she is ok, sorry ,e tc... then I see her at an other bar later, we dance, etc... I take her back home again but we are so wasted and its like 5h00 am , we just sleep, again

And I take her back to her place early in the morning..

THEN

Today, I go out for smooth beer and pool with the guys... and obv, it end up to this place.. AGAIN... I never had problems before because , Im not a guy who is lookig for trouble...so back to the beginning... Im at this bar, I dance with this awesome girl and this girl , I havent seen since... 2 weeks is there... and see me with this girl

And then she go after me, and then blabla, something about I didnt called her back... OF COURSE, she is always drunk, and when she is drunk, she is fucking insane !

Obv, she didnt called me back either, so she is to blame as well... then I just try to explain her, she is not my gf, and she go crazy... and I dont heard what she say... mucis is too loud...

THen WTF, she stard to get fucked and push me... then she fucking HIT ME in the face... shit.. im too drunk to evade her attack... but enough ok to not hit her... I still have some respect.. cmon

And her friend is stopping her and taking her slowly to the 1st floor, and I guess, outside the bar... and im like.. shit, she is fucking insane

And obviously, the other girl I was dancy with is like : WTF, he have a girlfriend, I dont want troubles... and I try to make her understand, that the other girl is not my girlfriend, that I dont have girlfriend, and the other one is just jealous...

Beat : Shit, Ive never expected that to happen... I mean WTF, its not like I had a gf or something like that... and she didnt even called me back.... INsanE fucking girl

BRag : Apparently , my charm is still working, and even if im 27, after few girls, they say im around 23 .... and I have a beard, wich make me look like a little bit older..

Variance : Thank to my friend Alex, who seem to speak more thai than I do, he explained to the girl it was just a missunderstanding...

Hopefully, I can get some picture of the nice girl.

Btw... what is my play with the crazy one ? Send her a sms asking her WTF, and hopefully she is not so angry to make me scared to get stabbed sometime in my sleep \?

Definatly gonna call the other one, she is awesome... but she still seem troubled about a girl hitting me

never happened in my life ever before... im not a Womeniser... Im I such an ass or she is just a random bargirl crazy >?

Now I undertand, Josh and LEx saying : Spicey is bad, let never go back there...

The Skype Chat include many pokers players in Chiang Mai, and the chat is pretty epic, but you have to be in it so get access to all kinda success stories.

But still, some of them showed me some funny internet site, Im sharing with my small audience

http://www.27bslash6.com/f26a.html

http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html

Apparently, im starting to almost forget about the fact someone, somewhere in Chiang Mai , is trying to fix my computer.

Either this is very hard or he have no clue, na ?

For the rest, im a little bit more quiet now I have an other laptop, = grind more and poker, have to pay for stuff !

That and I keep going 3x a week , training thai boxing, its awesome , fun and it keep me in shape. (+ its where poker action is quiet = win-win)

Driving the scooter is still always funny , those who like bikes you are well served here. (I know, scooter is not a motorbike bikers love...)

Many pokers players here, funny guys, some I already knew and some others I meet, if you guy are thinking about it, send me a PM, you will not regret coming around here !

Now, im on a alcohol diet... sorta, you know, when I had no laptop, at some point I was only going out with some peoples and drink ... altought I havent been that hungover yet !

Last night, someone stole my helmet ! :(  My nice comfy green looking gobelin @ Spiderman is gone !

Didnt really locked it so I kinda derserved it imo

Also, annoying thing with this new laptop, the keypad in the middle have a small metal frame around it. And im getting decents electrics shots each time I touch it... seem also to happen if I touch a USB or screen cable plugged in my computer... 

Thailand electricity + powerbar ?  Any ideas ?