February 06, 2010
The Nicest Villain Chat Ever
So often the chat box reveals the ugly side of our opponent. I thought I’d take a second to show you guys the nicest villain chat I’ve ever received.
Villain: I hate to admit this
Villain: but you are the best poker payer I have eer faced
OnTheRail15: ha yeah right
Villain: you are that good
OnTheRail15: ty
OnTheRail15: very nice of u
Villain: you are like some Greek God of poker
OnTheRail15: lol are u pulling my chain?
Villain: no, you are super aggresive, mix up your play, you are lucky ans skillful
Villain: you are unreal
OnTheRail15: ha thanks that means a lot to me
Villain: I lose to you 70% of the time and I live this game, study constantly
Villain: you are amazing, I actually should study our histories
Villain: yo uare just insanely aggressive — and you have another special skill
OnTheRail15: lol making flushes?
Villain: you often fold when I hit monsters
OnTheRail15: not really… unless they’re super obvious
Villain: anyway, I just wanted you to knmow I only play you to learn
Villain: otherwise it is not profitable
OnTheRail15: heheh well ty for the compliment
Villain: Its like playing against Michael Jordan
OnTheRail15: lol
OnTheRail15: might be a little much there but ty
Villain: hey I wish it was not true
Villain: Sadly I am on the rail

6 Comments:
Niklius posted on February 06, 2010 at 18:32 PM
You are god. ;). Maybe he was trying to soften you up so that you wouldn't take all his monies!
jjd323 posted on February 06, 2010 at 21:02 PM
He thinks you are a fish really and is just trying to keep your action.
OnTheRail15 posted on February 06, 2010 at 22:37 PM
You guys might be right, but that's not generally sop. Also, dude obviously knows about poker resources (ptr, dc) so I'd be surprised if he thought I was a fish.
delcrossb posted on February 06, 2010 at 23:12 PM
How do you not plug deuces cracked in there?
sweetjazz3 posted on February 07, 2010 at 16:00 PM
"Villain: Its like playing against Michael Jordan" -- Pretty sure this is not usually a compliment when said in the context of gambling. ;)
Entity posted on February 08, 2010 at 05:11 AM
He's right.
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