Ellooooo

Hi, lately i have been watching a few docs on bobby fischer. I find him quite fascinating it scared me a bit because i saw some of myself in him and obviously he was / went a tad loopy at the end. I especially share his ‘’need to be the best’’. I don’t know how ‘okay’’ it is to say that especially in poker because it’s hard to quantify who is the best ,although obviously the overall thought is that it is the g himself mister Phil Ivey ‘’shout out’’. Since I was little I never really saw much point in doing anything unless I could realistically see a chance of me being the best at it. I would eventually like to be considered one of the best or one of the best at this in the world I’m not saying it’s realistic or that it will happen I don’t think its unattainable though. I see poker as this maze or chess game when I lose I don’t care about the money I just want to destroy the person. I don’t have game selection at all and I am aware it’s not smart if Phil Ivey called me today and wanted to play at the highest I could afford to play in my BR I would instantly accept it wouldn’t be to brag about beating Phil Ivey as we’d have to play for ages to even know who’s better (and obviously its him) I guess more to learn and I find it completely fascinating how he is so good but yet he has never done poker stove or ran EV calcs (at least i assume?)

 I feel I think about poker in a far different way to all of you, I don’t feel i think very ‘’technically’’ about it when someone asks me why I do x thing I find it hard to explain it other than ‘’I just know’’ kind of thinking clearly people on DC that play 400 may have a better knowledge or technical knowledge of x spots in poker than I do it kind of hurts my pride a bit and makes me feel stupid although I never really tried to approach poker in that way.   

Hand for you, guess my crazy as a mf image is good? Random guy played one hand and left never to return again well actually i saw him playing 200nl the next day..maybe he was drunkys.    

NL Holdem $200(BB) Replayer

SB ($13900)

BB ($24300)

[color=red]UTG ($20000)

Hero ($37480)

[/color]BTN ($20000)

[color=red]UTG posts $200

Dealt to Hero Q:heart: Q:spade:

UTG checks, Hero raises to $800, [/color]BTN calls $800, fold, BB calls $600, [color=red]UTG calls $600[/color]

FLOP ($3300) 3:diamond: 7:spade: Q:club:

BB checks, [color=red]UTG checks, Hero bets $2200, [/color]BTN folds, BB folds, [color=red]UTG calls $2200[/color]

TURN ($7700) 3:diamond: 7:spade: Q:club: 3:spade:

[color=red]UTG checks, Hero bets $4200, UTG calls $4200[/color]

RIVER ($16100) 3:diamond: 7:spade: Q:club: 3:spade: T:spade:

[color=red]UTG checks, Hero bets $30280 (AI), UTG calls $12800 (AI)[/color]

UTG shows 7:club: 8:spade:

(Pre 18%, Flop 0.1%, Turn 0.0%)

Hero shows Q:heart: Q:spade:

(Pre 82%, Flop 99.9%, Turn 100.0%)

Seriously fuck banks, first citi bank loses my 55k i have to wait three weeks to see it again it then disapears for another two weeks. I transfer 300k into my usd account after having a meeting with a personal banker and discusing my  needs i discused with him i play online poker and i would be getting wires from them and putting money on. I go to deposit again today and after having five phone calls with their steller call center they reveal to me that they ''cannot morrally allow gambling transactions'' what the actual fuck are you smoking you dickheads...  no online poker for me until my wire goes through to get my money out of citi bank

has anyone else used a citi bank to put money on a site?

sigh

If i am ever on a golf course talking to my friends how i only fuck my wife once every two weeks and they all laugh in agreement and pat me on the back and say ''its like that for all of us son'' im straight up killing myself on the spot. 

SIGH THE REALITY OF LIFE

I thought i was a mad genius at PLO, i won about 40-50k on Christmas day but i've lost back about 35k turns out my awesome one pair call downs only work once in a blue moon so my dreams of being phil galfond have left left with my non jewness and being to skinny to be phil g you are still my hero though bro.

anyway this is what happens when people/fish that normally play 10/20 go on a sick heater and decide to take it all ( three stacks of high society please) to the table style 

SB: $16000
BB: $22500
Hero (UTG): $22200
CO: $30000
BTN: $43200

SB posts SB $100, BB posts BB $200

Pre Flop: ($300) Hero has Td Ks

Hero raises to $800, fold, BTN calls $800, fold, BB calls $600

Flop: ($2500, 3 players) Jd 7c Ad
BB checks, Hero checks, BTN bets $800, BB calls $800, Hero calls $800

Turn: ($4900, 3 players) Qs
BB checks, Hero checks, BTN bets $1600, BB calls $1600, Hero raises to $6500, BTN calls $4900, fold

River: ($19500, 2 players) Tc
Hero bets $14100 and is all-in, BTN calls $14100

Hero shows Td Ks (Straight, Ace High) (PreFlop 64%, Flop 89%, Turn 100%)
BTN shows Qh 9s (One Pair, Queens) (PreFlop 36%, Flop 11%, Turn 0%)

Slightly late but hope you guys had a good one, i fucking hate the food they give you at Christmas that turkey ugh kasjdfkdsjfdjs the only good part is those sausages with bacon wrapped around them they are fucking perf why don't they just give you just that? id be happy. I was thinking about how fucking lucky i've been this past year but also how i fucking kinda hate my life and im definitely not happy but then i was thinking that's ridiculous cause im eighteen and pretty much freerolling into a sick life but then i was thinking ''omg but you are in love and she hates you omg hate yourself you dick'' then the correct side of me  ''wtf no you aren't you dick stop being a wanker fuck that bitch you only miss her amazing blowjobs anyway fuck'' i think 2011 has been awesome poker wise i honestly never thought id have this much $ this young and i feel so fucking blessed but at the same time i really wish i wasn't such a cunt to all the people i cared about in search of this ''poker dream'' bullshit i kinda fucked things up with some amazing people and this balla girl but whatever such is life.

Hope santa brought you some awesome shit.

Oh and as its bound to happen anyway

Mitch go away.

Had an iPad for about a day now, to be honest was kinda skeptical about them but now owning one they are definitely very useful. I actually have not used my laptop all day quit rare for me. It's so much better to browse the Internet with its insane.... Looking at hands on dc is 10x better.....

Anyone got any appa they feel are a must have?

Ps if anyone wants to play words with friends.

So my mum comes up to me while im watching some t.v and goes ''you know what James, i've been thinking... you and all your poker friends are pretty much like unemployed people with shit loads of money'' awkward.

Drama on right now on Chanel four if you are in the UK im sure you can get it on the net from anywhere though. So so so so so good imo good acting to i like the director a lot hes done a lot of similar things. You may need to see the others in the series for it to make sense.

Give it a watch if you haven't already.

So, some of you may or may not know i have a prop bet if you don't you can read about it here http://www.deucescracked.com/forums/4-General-Discussion/465791-Prop-bet-getting-to-400nl

In short people have given me sick odds to turn 1k into 12 or 30bi for 400nl in two months and i am going to punish them for it.

However that isn't so important i have decided that to help me and as well as give back to the DC community because without dc and the members i probably wouldn't have gone up the limits as fast as i did. I will be recording a video and releasing it probably weekly if not more with commentary obviously i hope some of the micro guys may be able to get something out of it as i know how you feel and how bad you guys wanna move up as i felt that not to long ago and still feel it now tbh i always want to play higher and higher.  I think i can give some insight into some of the things i think you guys do wrong and some of the ways you approach things that i feel may be hindering you in your advancement in poker. I have coached a few people mostly friends and never for $ usually just people i like that i want to help out and they have said that they got something out of it and i explained some things well. I think the videos will get better as i do more of them i am not the worlds best at expressing intelligently and to the point what i have locked in my brain to a certain extent i feel i think in my head about poker on an extremely high level but i find it really hard to express it this is something i am hoping will improve with each video. Einstein said something like ''if you cant explain it simply then you don't understand it'' hope i can do that.

Obviously all of this will be free additionally to my videos i will be picking a person and reviewing their play either with a sweat or a HH review and these will also most likely be recorded and released.  If you are interested in this please PM me your skype info.  I will pick between 4-8 people and each person will get a couple hours free.

I will note that i am not affiliated with DC whatsoever no money will exchange hands anyway but never the less thought saying that was necessary 

I hope that you guys will get some good things out of the series i will probably release about 8 videos maybe it will help you achieve your goals in poker whatever they may be but i have achieved and okay level of success in today's games which i think is notable so i can express what you need to know/do to move up in today's games not in 2006 which i feel a lot of the videos of today teach. 

Best wishes.

He dislikes my wifey melanie he makes fun of me

what good is he?

none

fu :(