March 30, 2010
FREE MONIES for ya'll as I prop bet myself in April :D
OK so we know that I’m lazy and don’t play many hands. I’m trying to change that, I really am. In an effort to motivate myself I’m going to give $20 to the first 40 people that post a comment on this blog and leave me a word of encouragement (can be anything at all you’d like to say that you think would motivate me to grind, can be “FUCKING GRIND YOU RETARD†or just plain “GOOGOGOGOGOGOOGOOOGOâ€) if I don’t reach 25k hands this month. Rush doesn’t count. I’ll update some along the way. Hands can be played from 1/2 to 5/10. You can’t beat that deal. If I fuck it up and don’t hit my goal, BOOM dinner is on me, $20 ball to the face. I would like to point out that this is NOT an April Fool’s Day prank. I know a lot of you are thinking “wtf is this 25k hands is the stone easies†but I just don’t grind that much (and I only 4 table keep in mind). There you have it, a shot at free monies. What say you?
Ohhhh and a little incentive for ya’ll just in case you think I’m going to slam dunk it….
If I reach my goal, I will give the person who had the most encouraging/awesome message a free coaching session.
TELLLLLLLL THEM WHAT THEY’VE WON ALEX!!!! “OK BOB, IT’S A ONE LEGGED NUN WALKING A GOAT!â€
Game shows around here ;)

50 Comments:
fredd-bird posted on March 30, 2010 at 23:05 PM
GL Chris, if you don't do this I will berate you :)
Monsteroso posted on March 30, 2010 at 23:08 PM
I look forward to you treating me to a pizza!
Gogogogo!
paratacus posted on March 30, 2010 at 23:11 PM
FUCKING GRIND YOU RETARD
Mykill posted on March 30, 2010 at 23:12 PM
You got this NP!! LESS QQ MORE PEW PEW!
rvtsteve posted on March 30, 2010 at 23:15 PM
You can do it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ2HcRl4wSk Seriously, I know it can be tough. I only have like 40k hands this year >15k a mo. I have my reasons (work, family, other hobbies etc.) but we can all find our own reasons not to grind pretty easily. But we know what we have to do. The trick is the quality of the hands on top of quantity. GL man, I hope you run bad at 1/2.......and god mode 5/10.
jjd323 posted on March 30, 2010 at 23:20 PM
in for early-poster multiplier bonus
GOOGOGOGO
youngplayer9 posted on March 30, 2010 at 23:27 PM
i heard money?
youngplayer9 posted on March 30, 2010 at 23:27 PM
err btw, win please, i dont like taking money from strangers.
Thisbetom posted on March 30, 2010 at 23:43 PM
Won Teh Moniez!
underscoredark posted on March 30, 2010 at 23:43 PM
gogogogogo
underscoredark posted on March 30, 2010 at 23:46 PM
Also, John Finkel had to grind out infy playtesting to win pts so if you want to be robusto you better grind out hands!!!!
Rollo posted on March 31, 2010 at 00:01 AM
Roll Tonight to the Guitar bite.... or good luck
Valuelol posted on March 31, 2010 at 00:18 AM
WOW 500 bucks spending to random idiots like us if u dont reach ur goal should be motivation to griiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnndddddd
gl man
Valuelol posted on March 31, 2010 at 00:18 AM
800
pandared posted on March 31, 2010 at 00:29 AM
saw the $$$
NigelTea posted on March 31, 2010 at 01:08 AM
If I win the coaching, I want to use it learn how to pwn people in Magic the Gathering so I can travel back in time and beat everyone in my middle school.
theWILLofD posted on March 31, 2010 at 01:33 AM
GRA GRA GRA GRIND!!!!
xSneakyKatx posted on March 31, 2010 at 01:35 AM
GLGLGL.
As a student of yours I will utterly berate you when we have the next session if you do not pull this out.
But I beleive you can/will succeed because you always seem to attain what you really want. Add that to the fact that there is no one that wants less to ship any moneyz to anyone than you. glgl
JB
besthand17 posted on March 31, 2010 at 01:50 AM
Gogogogogogo Fender!!! LOCKDOWNNNNNNNNNNNN!
besthand17 posted on March 31, 2010 at 01:50 AM
Gogogogogogo Fender!!! LOCKDOWNNNNNNNNNNNN!
babaa posted on March 31, 2010 at 02:02 AM
GoGo Powerrangers!
hockeyav posted on March 31, 2010 at 02:22 AM
You can do it!
bccanada1963 posted on March 31, 2010 at 02:43 AM
Gogogogogo! Best of luck!
Justice88 posted on March 31, 2010 at 06:42 AM
Why aren't you grinding right now. Back on the horse.
Srsly.
I would typically say GL!, but F that.
GET OUT THERE AND RECLAIM THE SWORD OF GRAYSKULL!
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zffk-Lw8cwE&NR=1]I HAVE THE POWER[/url]
Justice88 posted on March 31, 2010 at 06:44 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zffk-Lw8cwE&NR=1
sambo_888 posted on March 31, 2010 at 07:42 AM
Fender... GL with the month, I've followed your video series right from the beggining and I KNOW your good enough to hold your own at 5/10. Keep it up plz post some 5/10 videos soon.
P.S GOGOGOgogogogogogooooo
nihil251 posted on March 31, 2010 at 09:24 AM
fender.
from tragic to magic to railheaven.
aaaand GO!
PrStalker posted on March 31, 2010 at 09:31 AM
Come on Fender, don't slow down, keep your head togheter and get this goal, 25k isn't that much. Especially for someone like so.
Shuffle up and deal...
jaywks posted on March 31, 2010 at 10:22 AM
doooooooo it!
jubinator posted on March 31, 2010 at 11:54 AM
Get your A into G boy
HustleHard posted on March 31, 2010 at 13:18 PM
5/10 status update fendy?
dayoldhater posted on March 31, 2010 at 14:39 PM
crushcrushcrushcrushCrushCRushCRUshCRUShCRUSHCRUUUUUUUUUUUSHHHHHHH!!!!!
MistJJ posted on March 31, 2010 at 18:17 PM
You know you aren't gonna make it, right ?
How nice of you... :-)
(You better not fail that one !)
Tonto posted on March 31, 2010 at 19:05 PM
Like I said before- you got the technique! By the end of this Phil Ivey will be asking you for advice...
Really dou- 25k is cake. You can do it!!
TecmoSuperBowl posted on March 31, 2010 at 19:35 PM
Hey man, GL w/ this. If the prop helps you, lmk as I have the same problem. I might do something similar :) I'm trying to make my way to midstakes and I look up to you as you continue your journey! "It is not enough to take steps which may some day lead to a goal; each step must be itself a goal and a step likewise.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe"
bjordan posted on March 31, 2010 at 19:47 PM
YOU CAN DO IT!!! Just recently listen to you on the Podcast. Good stuff. GRIND FOOL!!!
KRANTZ posted on March 31, 2010 at 22:13 PM
NEVER TELL HIM THE ODDS!!!
peten2toms posted on April 01, 2010 at 03:22 AM
25k is yours! Just remember you love the game and be sure and enjoy yourself. I have no doubt in my mind that you can reach 25k hands. Fwiw I switched from 4 to 5 tables about 3 days ago and will be shooting for 40k+. Get some!
TCB!
peten2toms posted on April 01, 2010 at 03:24 AM
Fwiw you should set your goal much higher imo. 25k is BS. You are full time right?
FenderJaguar posted on April 01, 2010 at 03:39 AM
baby steps petey baby steps lol. this is realistic for me, I can up it the following month if it's all good.
TtheAntlers posted on April 01, 2010 at 05:21 AM
Am I too late? oh well. Crush 'Em!
FenderJaguar posted on April 01, 2010 at 05:49 AM
not too late no, there's a few more slots to be filled :D
nimuh posted on April 01, 2010 at 12:19 PM
keep it up FJ, i know u can make it. good luck at the (higher stakes) tables.
HypoxiaDC posted on April 03, 2010 at 11:32 AM
GL man.
H
mrjusticerowlatt posted on April 03, 2010 at 19:54 PM
PLAY MORE
peejaytwo posted on April 04, 2010 at 10:36 AM
Lol 25k hands. Your a sick man. An increase in volume = a faster ascension to the nosebleeds. Think about it...
Houserocker posted on April 04, 2010 at 20:37 PM
Get out the heavy metal grind c***
Patsui posted on April 05, 2010 at 20:40 PM
My Kebab brings all the Arabs to the yard, and they're like, الله أكبر
sliverr posted on April 06, 2010 at 00:30 AM
i do on average 100k hands 4 table headsup every month ;P but gl dude
WRAPLIKEXMAS2 posted on April 29, 2010 at 16:35 PM
I missed the 40 cutoff but good luck my man, keep focused
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