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so u didnt read it???

Why do i bother with u??? i guess its funny hearing your attitude..

why read it? I got your advice. Playing fish is easy according to you. wait for good hands and play those and dont worry about people beating you with worse hands, even though it will continue to happen waaaaaaaay too often. I've tried your advice, doesn't work sorry.

that link probably says the same crap you do. wait for good cards and gamble with those. ok I get it. but when you don't get good cards you lose. you can only wait so long eventually if you wait long enough the blinds will take your stack. so this advice is bogus.

So i guess every one your asking for help and advice are wrong.. and just lucky..and consistently winning
Your right and know everything but unlucky and always loosing...>>>>
Have i got that right?? or am i wrong...lol

http://www.pokerjesusonline.com/table_etiquette.htm

I dont know everything thats for sure. I know that at these stakes, poker isn't poker. its a game of luck and matching cards together. You cannot beat it if it goes to showdown every single time. period. yea ur lucky enough to catch a good hand and win. good for you. catching good hands has zero to do with skill. its the way the cards fall. if they fall ur way you win, if they fall the other way you are busted like I am now. its really that simple. if you play these shitty stakes its all about luck. nobody at these stakes even knows what pot odds are much less know how to figure them and use them. so you trying to fire off c-bets and all that bullshit u guys were talking, does no good but to blow your roll even faster because this homo will call every time and I have the best hand 1 out of 10 times, thats not gonna make me any money.

Who else wants to punch a fish, make a wish?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVB4POInYjQ

BTW the stupid theory that you idiots are spewing that "tables where u get called down all day are the best" is complete and utter bullshit. absolute nonsense! how is that fun? how is that profitable to lose your stack to a terrible hand? Its not. If I have a pair of aces on the flop in a higher stake game and I make a bet the opponent might think twice about calling. In the micros this asshole will call with no pair and hit two pairs on the turn and river. how is that better? there is no way that those tables can be better. sure I'll get lucky SOMETIMES and he wont hit both running cards but more often he will. the times he hits well outweigh the times he misses and that makes me a losing player. strictly because Ive been screwed by some idiot throwing his chips around for no reason. there is a HUGE hole in your logic and for the life of me I can't understand how you people make money. Poker, the way you play, is strictly about luck and absolutely nothing else. NOTHING ELSE.

So maybe you have the answer right in front of u....
If u can win at those stakes then it might make sense to not play them and save your $$$

through out all this i actually want to give u $100 or $200 to try again with . just to see the out come or so u can post your hands.. but u dont seem to want to listen to any body.. please tell me u have read the link at least???

So maybe you have the answer right in front of u....
If u can win at those stakes then it might make sense to not play them and save your $$$

through out all this i actually want to give u $100 or $200 to try again with . just to see the out come or so u can post your hands.. but u dont seem to want to listen to any body.. please tell me u have read the link at least???

i read it and its bullshit. it says the same stuff that makes zero sense no matter how hard i try to understand it. giving me money would be a total waste lol. then again $100 would be more poker money than I have ever had in my life lol

im on carbon now ppl. my name is johnontilt87 if you wanna come take my money after I get some look me up. youll beat me easily

Who else wants to punch a fish, make a wish?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVB4POInYjQ

LOVE it ha ha ha

this guy has me laughing my arse off
people hit 2 outs on him every hand.. poker is just about luck and he is unlucky

can someone say... im a retard and should LEARN how to be more lucky like all the winning players

LOL

give him the money and then he can play blah234 HU.
he plays pretty high stakes right? so you can beat him.

side bets anyone?

i guess any other high stakes reg would work too.

lets see how long it takes to win $1 on the funsteps. my guess is 1 month if ever...

im going to keep watching this episode of chelsea lately until it turns into the walking dead.

I'm sorry to hijack the thread - but I would nail Chelsea Lately all day long- and for some reason I take shit from my buddies for that sentiment.

OP - how can you not understand exploiting people who call down all day with weak ranges?

Go to the sitngo tab and sort it by name. You'll see the FunSteps. There are 3 steps. When you win the 3rd step you win a dollar. The first FunStep is ridiculously easy and you only have to get in 3rd place to move on to step 2. If you get in first or second place in step 2, you move on to step 3 (3rd place gives you another step 2 coupon). Step 3 you need to get in first place to win money (2nd place lets you play the step 3 again, 3rd place gives you a step 2 coupon). You can accumulate coupons. So if you want to play a bunch of step 1's and accumulate step 2 coupons that's OK. The same with step 2's. The coupons are good for about a week.

The step 1's are sometimes so easy that you don't even need to show up to win. I once made it into the top three on the first hand. Step 2 and especially step 3 people play a little more seriously so those are the steps you really learn from.

next time your in a hand just think positive your probably bringing the bad luck upon your self .lol


what not to say when all in>>>>>

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIo-2_vRCBA