Tommy Angelo : Something Jack Said

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Something Jack Said

title: Something Jack Said

from feed: Tommy Angelo

published Aug 17, 2008 11:27pm

My friend Jack is from China. When he speaks English, he does so with a very heavy accent, and his word selection has on occasion caused me to reach for my pen to capture the moment. Like this one time…

We were playing shorthanded $40-80 limit hold’em in the middle of the night. A hand came up where I raised before the flop, and I raised on the flop, and on the turn, it was headsup, me and Jack. Jack bet the turn and I called. One the river, Jack bet and I folded. Jack showed his cards. He had a very strong hand.

A little while later, the same thing happened. Jack and I played a pot, and on the river, Jack bet and I folded. Again he showed a good hand.

Soon after that, Jack raised from under-the-gun, and everyone folded around to me in the big blind. I folded. Jack showed pocket kings. What he intended to say to me was something that meant “You have a good nose for sensing when I have a good hand.”

What he actually said was, “You smell good.”

Rating: 4.5/5 Stars (14 total)


jcl
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thats not funny at all...

Posted Aug 24, 2008 10:02am

chomp
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thats not funny at all...




You smell bad.

Posted Aug 24, 2008 5:44pm

nutsflopper
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zero value

Posted Aug 24, 2008 7:59pm

robvleugel
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It made me laugh

Posted Aug 24, 2008 10:49pm

Aces up
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Reminds me of the "Mucka Hi" story.

BTW, Tommy, if you're reading, does Mucka Hi mean F*** Y**, or something else?

Posted Aug 26, 2008 8:46pm

Tommy Angelo
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Reminds me of the "Mucka Hi" story.

BTW, Tommy, if you're reading, does Mucka Hi mean F*** Y**, or something else?



It means mother f**cker

Posted Aug 26, 2008 9:06pm

Cblanks
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It means mother f**cker


sweet never knew that, gonna go play the Wynn today n say that alot
i liked to article, why respond negatively at all jcl???

Posted Aug 26, 2008 11:05pm

fiji ninja
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one need only play one session at lucky chances to fully appreciate this story

Posted Sep 8, 2008 9:08am

Melville
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zero value

I very much disagree with you. fantastic text. ueber-text. 5 stars from me.

Posted Sep 11, 2008 5:39pm

i8paste
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I enjoyed this story very much.

Posted Sep 16, 2008 7:51pm

BenG2813
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Hahaha. Good story.

Posted Oct 1, 2008 6:44am