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Over the course of my session, the villain had lost 10 buyins on one table running some of the dumbest bluffs I've ever seen. This hand is no exception.

Absolute Poker $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 806671
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Hero (MP): $2.08
CO: $3.62
BTN: $1.55
SB: $3.53
BB: $8.79
UTG: $5.78

Pre Flop: ($0.03) Hero is MP with A A
1 fold, Hero raises to $0.08, 2 folds, SB calls $0.07, BB calls $0.06

Flop: ($0.24) T K 8 (3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $0.16, SB calls $0.16, BB folds

Turn: ($0.56) Q (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $0.56, SB calls $0.56

River: ($1.68) T (2 players)
SB bets $2.73 all in, Hero calls $1.28 all in

Final Pot: $4.24
Hero shows A A (Two Pair, aces and tens)
SB shows 6 9 (One pair, tens)
Hero wins $4.03
(Rake: $0.21)

aggro play from villain, wont be messing with him again.

2.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 807415
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CO: $4.35
BTN: $2.32
SB: $1.98
Hero (BB): $2.00
UTG: $2.69
MP: $2.00

Pre Flop: ($0.03) Hero is BB with Q A
UTG calls $0.02, 4 folds, Hero raises to $0.07, UTG calls $0.05

Flop: ($0.15) 4 K T (2 players)
Hero bets $0.12, UTG calls $0.12

Turn: ($0.39) J (2 players)
Hero bets $0.36, UTG raises to $0.72, Hero raises to $1.81, UTG calls $1.09

River: ($4.01) A (2 players)

Final Pot: $4.01
Hero shows Q A
UTG shows 7 7
Hero wins $3.75
(Rake: $0.26)

Villain is a short stack so not sure this really counts as Whack'Em, but thought I'd post it to show my new love for clicking it back. For some reason it makes people put all their money in with 7hi.

Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 811233
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BB: $18.35
UTG: $17.50
MP: $47.20
CO: $87.75
BTN: $68.70
Hero (SB): $50.00

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is SB with 8 Q
4 folds, Hero raises to $2, BB calls $1.50

Flop: ($4.00) Q Q 6 (2 players)
Hero bets $2, BB calls $2

Turn: ($8.00) T (2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets $3, Hero raises to $6, BB raises to $14.35 all in, Hero calls $8.35

River: ($36.70) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $36.70
BB shows 7 4 (a pair of Queens)
Hero shows 8 Q (three of a kind, Queens)
Hero wins $34.90
(Rake: $1.80)

It's a great line to take versus shortstackers.

This guy was 48/35 over 100 hands and 38% 3bet min 3betting me almost every orbit.

He also got it in on a Kxx flop w/ K8o

Loves to get it in on flops

Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 813457
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BB: $81.05
UTG: $25.23
Hero (MP): $48.07
CO: $22.20
BTN: $32.20
SB: $13.09

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is MP with Q T
1 fold, Hero raises to $1, 1 fold, BTN raises to $2, 2 folds, Hero calls $1

Flop: ($4.35) 8 T T (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $3, Hero raises to $46.07 all in, BTN calls $27.20 all in

Turn: ($64.75) 3 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($64.75) J (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $64.75
Hero shows Q T (three of a kind, Tens)
BTN shows J Q (two pair, Jacks and Tens)
Hero wins $61.75
(Rake: $3.00)

Another good one...

Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players - View hand 813460
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CO: $28.66
BTN: $27.82
Hero (SB): $78.22
BB: $25.00
UTG: $14.58

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is SB with Q K
2 folds, BTN raises to $0.75, Hero calls $0.65, 1 fold

Flop: ($1.75) K Q K (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $1, Hero raises to $2.25, BTN calls $1.25

Turn: ($6.25) 4 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

River: ($6.25) 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $75.22 all in, BTN calls $24.82 all in

Final Pot: $55.89
BTN mucks T J
Hero shows Q K (a full house, Kings full of Queens)
Hero wins $53.10
(Rake: $2.79)

LOL CHAZbot with HUGE ship on the river, I can just picture you "here call this bitch" LMAO.


Full Tilt Poker $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 814218
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UTG: $5.87
MP: $9.06
CO: $3.21
BTN: $11.71
Hero (SB): $5.95
BB: $3.06

Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is SB with T T
1 fold, MP calls $0.05, 1 fold, BTN raises to $0.20, Hero calls $0.18, 1 fold, MP calls $0.15

Flop: ($0.65) T J 3 (3 players)
Hero checks, MP checks, BTN bets $0.40, Hero raises to $1.25, MP folds, BTN raises to $2.70, Hero raises to $5.75 all in, BTN calls $3.05

Turn: ($12.15) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($12.15) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $12.15
BTN shows 3 3 (three of a kind, Threes)
Hero shows T T (three of a kind, Tens)
Hero wins $11.34
(Rake: $0.81)

Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players - View hand 814292
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SB: $25.45
Hero (BB): $25.00
UTG: $86.30
CO: $50.53
BTN: $25.00

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BB with K Q
2 folds, BTN raises to $0.75, 1 fold, Hero raises to $2.35, BTN raises to $5.75, Hero raises to $25 all in, 1 fold

Final Pot: $11.60
Hero wins $11.60
(Rake: $-0.00)

Party Poker $25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 814392
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BTN: $9.20
SB: $23.85
Hero (BB): $27.63
UTG: $34.83
MP: $25.00
CO: $23.65

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BB with 4 3
4 folds, SB calls $0.15, Hero checks

Flop: ($0.50) 4 4 J (2 players)
SB bets $0.25, Hero raises to $0.90, SB calls $0.65

Turn: ($2.30) 9 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $1.80, SB calls $1.80

River: ($5.90) 7 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $4.70, SB calls $4.70

Final Pot: $15.30
SB shows Q Q
Hero shows 4 3
Hero wins $14.54
(Rake: $0.76)

Optimum way to play QQ.

Okay, In todays episode of "donks gone wild"(patten pending), We explore post flop play. LOL!!


1st if you are going to 3bet and call a 4bet with J9o you should attempt a steal at some point in the hand!

Full Tilt Poker $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 815527
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CO: $7.53
BTN: $5.00
SB: $4.90
BB: $2.13
Hero (UTG): $18.35
MP: $3.66

Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is UTG with A J
Hero raises to $0.15, 2 folds, BTN raises to $0.52, 2 folds, Hero raises to $1.63, BTN calls $1.11

Flop: ($3.33) T 7 5 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

Turn: ($3.33) 3 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

River: ($3.33) 7 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

Final Pot: $3.33
BTN mucks 9 J
Hero shows A J (a pair of Sevens)
Hero wins $3.11
(Rake: $0.22)


2nd - If you are going bluff squeeze DO NOT immediately click the fold to any bet box after doing so!

Full Tilt Poker $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 815532
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Hero (CO): $6.08
BTN: $8.40
SB: $5.45
BB: $5.00
UTG: $8.61
MP: $12.77

Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is CO with 8 7
UTG calls $0.05, 1 fold, Hero calls $0.05, BTN raises to $0.30, 3 folds, Hero calls $0.25

Flop: ($0.72) 3 Q T (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

Turn: ($0.72) J (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

River: ($0.72) 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $0.05, BTN folds

Final Pot: $0.72
Hero wins $0.68
(Rake: $0.04)

And last, Never bring a sign to the poker the table that says "I ship bare draws on the flop"


Full Tilt Poker $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 4 players - View hand 815536
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Hero (BB): $6.79
CO: $5.07
BTN: $3.68
SB: $5.20

Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is BB with J J
1 fold, BTN raises to $0.15, 1 fold, Hero raises to $0.50, BTN calls $0.35

Flop: ($1.02) 6 Q T (2 players)
Hero bets $0.65, BTN raises to $3.18 all in, Hero calls $2.53

Turn: ($7.38) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($7.38) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $7.38
Hero shows J J (two pair, Queens and Jacks)
BTN shows 9 8 (a pair of Queens)
Hero wins $6.89
(Rake: $0.49)

^^ lol @ hand 3.

finally got some hands in yesterday

$2.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 818858
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Hero (BB): $2.00
UTG: $1.97
MP: $0.56
CO: $4.42
BTN: $1.93
SB: $2.38

Pre Flop: ($0.03) Hero is BB with 8 8
UTG raises to $0.04, 1 fold, CO calls $0.04, BTN calls $0.04, SB calls $0.03, Hero calls $0.02

Flop: ($0.20) T T 8 (5 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, UTG bets $0.20, CO folds, BTN folds, SB folds, Hero calls $0.20

Turn: ($0.60) Q (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $0.60, Hero calls $0.60

River: ($1.80) 8 (2 players)
Hero bets $1.16, UTG calls $1.13 all in

Final Pot: $4.06
Hero shows 8 8
UTG shows A A
Hero wins $3.77
(Rake: $0.26)


and now party poker works on my machine iv got access to my account and iv started my 4NL push;



Party Poker $4.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 818860
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Hero (CO): $4.11
BTN: $2.25
SB: $4.00
BB: $4.67
UTG: $4.22
MP: $4.58

Pre Flop: ($0.06) Hero is CO with A K
2 folds, Hero raises to $0.12, BTN calls $0.12, SB raises to $0.48, 1 fold, Hero calls $0.36, BTN calls $0.36

Flop: ($1.48) A T 9 (3 players)
SB bets $0.84, Hero calls $0.84, BTN folds

Turn: ($3.16) 4 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $2.79, SB calls $2.68 all in

River: ($8.52) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $8.52
Hero shows A K
SB shows K K
Hero wins $0.00
Hero wins $8.10
(Rake: $0.42)

Best hand in July so far. i love my play. villain is a 48/38 3bet 25% monkey on 100 hands

Poker Stars $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players - View hand 819031
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BB: $50.00
UTG: $42.30
Hero (CO): $52.20
BTN: $180.05
SB: $49.95

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is CO with K A
UTG raises to $2, Hero calls $2, 1 fold, SB raises to $9.50, 1 fold, UTG calls $7.50, Hero raises to $52.20, SB calls $40.45 all in, 1 fold

Flop: ($109.90) 8 T J (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: ($109.90) 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($109.90) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $109.90
Hero shows K A
SB shows A T
SB wins $107.90
(Rake: $2.00)

Nice quads!!

I don't even know what just happened, villain is 22/18 over 100 hands...


Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 4 players - View hand 820995
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Hero (SB): $27.26
BB: $24.90
CO: $47.95
BTN: $37.69

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is SB with K K
CO raises to $0.75, 1 fold, Hero raises to $3, 1 fold, CO calls $2.25

Flop: ($6.25) 4 Q 4 (2 players)
Hero bets $3, CO calls $3

Turn: ($12.25) 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $5.75, CO calls $5.75

River: ($23.75) K (2 players)
Hero bets $15.51 all in, CO calls $15.51

Final Pot: $54.77
Hero shows K K (a full house, Kings full of Fours)
CO mucks 3 3
Hero wins $52.77
(Rake: $2.00)

^^^ Possible glitch in the programming on Villains end?