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I wanna start one this time!

There is the mathematically optimallly CORRECT poker you all play; and then there is the poker I play, i.e, viz, viz: numb nutz raises me on the river and i take a HUGE pull off the bottle of fire water and stare out the saloon window into the setting sun A LONG MOMENT (way out fucking west, ya dig) and i move all-in 'cause I know he's full of shit and I am a cowboy.....LONG LIVE DOC HOLIDAY...

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Happy May all. May it be better than April

how are the games with no drunk americans streaming porn and 36 tabling limit holdem while smoking weed and pleasuring ones self? ( did i hit all the steriotypes?)

how are the games with no drunk americans streaming porn and 36 tabling limit holdem while smoking weed and pleasuring ones self? ( did i hit all the steriotypes?)

All of the Germans and Russians that were once "winning" at -.15BB/100, are now breaking even...

How'd I do?

how are the games with no drunk americans streaming porn and 36 tabling limit holdem while smoking weed and pleasuring ones self? ( did i hit all the steriotypes?)

The difference between the the easy touch americans and reg. fuelled hard eastern euros is the same as the difference bewteen an egg and a good wank.

well i played in the late pm for eastern euros so i have a much different point of view on the " reg fuelled hard eastern euros" bc i saw them be retards, probably because they were drunk, high, or some combo of both

to be honest it is insane how every time i open ftp to just scan tables and tournies and what not and see who is playing how i can look at a nice midstakes game and see one or two tables going and very few regs i know. maybe i just dont know all the regs, but its insane how much smaller the player pool has become. plus i know for tournies at least a good # the backers where US based so i figure the same is for all games to some extent

The difference between the the easy touch americans and reg. fuelled hard eastern euros is the same as the difference bewteen an egg and a good wank.

You can beat an egg but you can't beat...

The SnG games do seem harder - it may be just the player pool being so small that there are more regs per table. If I check on sharkscope there aren't many losing players in the 9 seater $11 & $22 games and the average player stats seem to be a lot tighter. I haven't tried cash limit or nl, there seem to be more players there so maybe not so big a jump.

got my fulltilt monies today. neteller swiped a £5 withdrawal fee. bastards.

have already spent remainder on his-n-hers Nike+ Sportswatches

got my fulltilt monies today. neteller swiped a £5 withdrawal fee. bastards.

Only for receiving the funds from fulltilt?

Only for receiving the funds from fulltilt?

the charge was for withdrawing to my bank account. It's 150% more than I pay with Moneybookers. I vowed not to use Neteller again but FullTilt forced my hand on this one.

i forgot to make my first post into this thread so that i would see all the fun that evolves.

whats crackin in may boys and gals?

I have dreams of going to see Fast Five, but haven't made it yet... I'm hoping to catch a show soon.