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I am up 15K in June so far and 90% of that is from Ariel. ship ship

Warming up at 100 NL for 6 max video

Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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MP: $22.50
CO: $122.85
BTN: $117.65
SB: $219.30
BB: $106.80
Hero (UTG): $159.45

Pre Flop: Hero is UTG with 5 5
Hero raises to $3.50, 1 fold, TAGfish calls $3.50, 3 folds

Flop: ($8.50) Q K 7 (2 players)
Hero bets $7, TAGfish calls $7

Turn: ($22.50) 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $18, TAGfish calls $18

River: ($58.50) 3 (2 players)
Hero bets $130.95 all in, TAGfish has requested TIME....


...TAGfish folds

Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
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Hero (BB): $786.20
BTN/SB: $211.00

Pre Flop: Hero is BB with Q Q
BTN/SB raises to $6, Hero raises to $22, BTN/SB calls $16

Flop: ($44.00) Q 9 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $32, BTN/SB raises to $110, Hero raises to $764.20 all in, BTN/SB calls $79 all in

Turn: ($422.00) T

River: ($422.00) J

Final Pot: $422.00
Hero shows Qs Qd (three of a kind, Queens)
BTN/SB shows 7h 4h (a flush, Queen high)
BTN/SB wins $421.50
(Rake: $0.50)

I hope July comes soon, already down 3.2 buy-ins in June. I play 100NL so the absolute amounts are not huge but what pisses me off is
I grind 2 days, no bad-beats, make 2-3 buy-ins then wham! slap! My AA get cracked by KK, QQ, JJ etc 2-3 times in a row and I am back to break-even or small negative. Rinse, repeat. Why am I not the one ever with KK, AK etc and crack someone's AA's? Why do I only see the bad-beats but never never luck-box myself? The way it is I would have to have a huge WR to be 2bb/100 winner in the game because I never experience luck-beats. Oh, I do run average luck against shortstacks with 15$ or so ie when it doesn't matter but against full stack, no way. I always thought luck was supposed to be symmetrical but it is not in my case.

Locked myself out of FTP for 3 days, just broke a coupla plates, good thing my HP w2207h screen is still intact.

For 2 days I play good poker i think, 5.05bb/100, then in 5 minutes, I am -1.02bb/100.

Pwned??? every 3rd day like a clockwork.

weeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Full Tilt Poker $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
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BB: $409.50
Hero (BTN/SB): $463.10

Pre Flop: Hero is BTN/SB with A Q
Hero raises to $12, BB raises to $36, Hero raises to $100, BB calls $64

Flop: ($200.00) T J K (2 players)
BB bets $309.50 all in, Hero calls $309.50

Turn: ($819.00) 5

River: ($819.00) T

Final Pot: $819.00
BB shows Tc Td (four of a kind, Tens)
Hero shows Ah Qc (a straight, Ace high)
BB wins $818.50
(Rake: $0.50)

haha nice the same happened to me a week ago. I was like no boat no boat, and there it comes, quads...I guess I should've included that possiblity in my begging

For 2 days I play good poker i think, 5.05bb/100, then in 5 minutes, I am -1.02bb/100.

Pwned??? every 3rd day like a clockwork.

You probably play solid and tight, therefore not jamming it in with JJ or QQ all day long like lesser fish therefore rarely get any payback suckouts.

Some bad beats just recently were my AA vs QQ on a totally save flop...turn : Q. $200 deficit. Then I made 2p by the turn against a HUGE 43/22 fish and jammed, but he'd flopped the set. Another $200 deficit.

Coolers seem to be part of the game.

2 hands in a row, against a fish.

Hand #1
Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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jmcyankee5 (UTG): $86.00
JBladeteg (MP): $57.75
KidCashflow1 (CO): $70.10
Dakkkon TM1 (BTN): $62.65
Hero (SB): $50.00
Krzy Kyote (BB): $83.15

Pre Flop: Hero is SB with J K
4 folds, Hero raises to $1.50, Krzy Kyote calls $1

Flop: ($3.00) 3 J T (2 players)
Hero bets $2.50, Krzy Kyote calls $2.50

Turn: ($8.00) Q (2 players)
Hero checks, Krzy Kyote bets $79.15 all in, Hero calls $46 all in

River: ($100.00) 2

Final Pot: $100.00
Hero shows Jd Kd (a pair of Jacks)
Krzy Kyote shows 7d 5d (Queen Jack high)
Hero wins $97.00
(Rake: $3.00)

Hand #2
Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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jmcyankee5 (SB): $85.50
JBladeteg (BB): $57.75
KidCashflow1 (UTG): $70.10
Dakkkon TM1 (MP): $62.65
Hero (CO): $95.25
Krzy Kyote (BTN): $35.20

Pre Flop: Hero is CO with 2 2
2 folds, Hero raises to $1.75, Krzy Kyote raises to $3, 2 folds, Hero calls $1.25

Flop: ($6.75) K 2 5 (2 players)
Hero checks, Krzy Kyote bets $32.20 all in, Hero calls $32.20

Turn: ($71.15) 9

River: ($71.15) Q

Final Pot: $71.15
Hero shows 2c 2h (three of a kind, Twos)
Krzy Kyote shows 9d 7d (a pair of Nines)
Hero wins $68.15
(Rake: $3.00)

Learning PLO is fun

Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 5 players
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SB: $20.25
BB: $91.25
UTG: $56.95
Hero (CO): $50.00
BTN: $48.25

Pre Flop: Hero is CO with K J K 8
UTG calls $0.50, Hero raises to $2.25, BTN calls $2.25, 3 folds

Flop: ($5.75) 4 5 3 (2 players)
Hero bets $5.75, BTN calls $5.75

Turn: ($17.25) T (2 players)
Hero bets $9.50, BTN calls $9.50

River: ($36.25) 5 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $30.75 all in, Hero calls $30.75

Final Pot: $97.75
Hero shows Ks Jc Kc 8d (two pair, Kings and Fives)
BTN shows 7s Qd 4c Qs (two pair, Queens and Fives)
Hero wins $94.75
(Rake: $3.00)

Seriously, the games are good. F*** You June!

Full Tilt Poker $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
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Hero (SB): $2016.50
BB: $525.40
UTG: $399.40
CO: $386.80
BTN: $817.20

Pre Flop: Hero is SB with J K
1 fold, CO raises to $12, BTN calls $12, Hero calls $10, 1 fold

Flop: ($40.00) 9 3 8 (3 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $4, BTN calls $4, Hero raises to $45, CO calls $41, BTN raises to $220, Hero raises to $2004.50 all in, CO folds, BTN calls $585.20 all in

Turn: ($1695.40) J

River: ($1695.40) T

Final Pot: $1695.40
Hero shows Jc Kc (a flush, King high)
BTN shows Ac 8h (a flush, Ace high)
BTN wins $1692.40
(Rake: $3.00)

My Biggest Suckout Ive ever made

Vs 2 very loose players / fish

I was with tubasteeve so I have a witness !

UltimateBet $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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UTG: $47.00
MP: $65.55
Hero (CO): $65.20
BTN: $38.00
SB: $75.55
BB: $50.00

Pre Flop: Hero is CO with K A
1 fold, MP calls $0.50, Hero raises to $2.25, BTN calls $2.25, SB calls $2, 2 folds

Flop: ($7.75) A 2 3 (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $5.50, BTN calls $5.50, SB raises to $11, Hero raises to $46.25, BTN calls $30.25 all in, SB raises to $73.30 all in, Hero calls $16.70 all in

Turn: ($169.40) 8 (3 players - 3 are all in)

River: ($169.40) 9 (3 players - 3 are all in)

Final Pot: $169.40
Hero shows Kc Ac (flush, ace high)
BTN shows Ad Ks (a pair of aces)
SB shows 2s 2h (three deuces)
Hero wins $111.66
Hero wins $54.24
(Rake: $3.50)

first hand this guy sits down:

Full Tilt Poker $200/$400 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
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Hero (BB): $48299.85
BTN/SB: $8200.00

Pre Flop: Hero is BB with K K
BTN/SB calls $200, Hero raises to $1000, BTN/SB raises to $8200 all in, Hero calls $7200

Flop: ($16400.00) 6 K 9

Turn: ($16400.00) 2

River: ($16400.00) J

Final Pot: $16400.00
Hero shows Kc Kd (three of a kind, Kings)
BTN/SB shows Qh 4c (King Queen high)
Hero wins $16399.50
(Rake: $0.50)

fuck june

fuck june

Im still up like 1.2k, but i just got fucking raped in a HU grudgematch. We both played super super aggro and he got the momentum and won all the flips + 20/80 when we got it in 175bb deep with AA against his 55 and 456 flop. My ego hurts more than the money.

Hot off the presses from session with student sweating...

"Ok, this guy is a tilting superdonkasaurus who has been floating a ton. We are going to bet the turn for value, but that commits us to call a lot of rivers."

Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 4 players
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MartialWay (CO): $159.85
AAggroAApe (BTN): $257.05
Lostit2 (SB): $102.60
Hero (BB): $153.35

Pre Flop: Hero is BB with A T
1 fold, AAggroAApe calls $1, 1 fold, Hero raises to $3.50, AAggroAApe calls $2.50

Flop: ($7.50) Q Q Q (2 players)
Hero bets $6, AAggroAApe calls $6

Turn: ($19.50) 4 (2 players)
Hero bets $14, AAggroAApe calls $14

River: ($47.50) J (2 players)
Hero checks, AAggroAApe bets $17, Hero calls $17