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Ahhhh TOO MANY KRANTZ'S!!!

That is too much Barry Greenstein... I had to close it I almost puked... The Alice in Wonderland one didn't bother me at all...

Fifty Londoners, one question. Enjoy.
http://madebyon.com/fifty-londoners-one-question/

akinator.com

Fifty Londoners, one question. Enjoy.
http://madebyon.com/fifty-londoners-one-question/

awesome

Epic thread is epic. I look forward to exploring a few more of these links when I get the chance. For the time being, a contribution! (I hope no one has posted this already)

Introducing The Complaint Generator. Just input someone's first and last name and you get a verbose diatribe the length of your choice.

Sample
Why is it that some people are so devoid of a sense of humor? Naturally, I'm referring to Rob Cole's latest ebullitions. Here's the story: I am not trying to save the world—I gave up that pursuit a long time ago. But I am trying to stop the Huns at the gate. Easy as it may seem to keep Rob's partisans at bay, it is far more difficult to embrace the cause of self-determination and recognize the leading role and clearer understanding of those people for whom the quintessential struggle is an encompassing liberation movement against the totality of scapegoatism. Please remember that Rob uses big words like "institutionalization" to make himself sound important. For that matter, benevolent Nature has equipped another puny creature, the skunk, with a means of making itself seem important, too. Although Rob's diatribes may reek like a skunk, Rob doesn't want us to know about his plans to provide support to backwards banana republics and their pretentious dictators. Otherwise, we might do something about that.

What's the difference between Rob's confidants and dissolute demoniacs? If you answered "nothing", then go to the front of the class; you're absolutely right. Rob believes that he can walk on water. Sorry, but I have to call foul on that one. Let me end by saying that I know that what I have written in this letter will send many readers (especially any who are big fans of Rob Cole) into a tizzy or a tantrum. I am sorry, but I remind them that the idea of letting Rob endorse a complete system of leadership by mobocracy is, in itself, barbaric.

It also works for organizations...
I am writing to express my dismay and concern over DeucesCracked's diabolic intimations. First and foremost, the ultimate aim of DeucesCracked's jibes is to restructure society as a pyramid with DeucesCracked at the top, DeucesCracked's secret agents directly underneath, grotty, money-grubbing agitators beneath them, and the rest of at the bottom. This new societal structure will enable DeucesCracked to place stumbling blocks in front of those of us who seek value and fulfilment in our personal and professional lives, which makes me realize that if natural selection indeed works by removing the weakest and most genetically unfit members of a species then it is clearly going to be the first to go. This is clear to every knowledgeable observer. I challenge it to move from its broad derogatory generalizations to specific instances to prove otherwise.

DeucesCracked's yes-men are not technically imperious devil-worshippers but rather rancorous delinquents. I aver that there is a small—yet not entirely insignificant—difference. DeucesCracked justifies its plans to build a totalitarian death machine as "preemptive self-defense". The sooner it comes to grips with that reality, the better for all of us. For the most part, as a concerned citizen, I will forge ahead in my brave quest to discuss the relationship between three converging and ever-growing factions—uncongenial personæ non gratæ, uncompanionable theologasters, and horny litterbugs. Still, I'm convinced that DeucesCracked will create a climate of intimidation in a matter of days. No, I'm not in tinfoil-hat land; I have abundant evidence from reliable sources that this is the case. For instance, if DeucesCracked thinks that it can make me become clinically depressed then it's barking up the wrong tree. Some day, I want to look into the future and consider what will happen if we let DeucesCracked replace our natural soul with an artificial one. But you don't have to wait for that. What you can do now is talk to everyone you know about the things I've told you in this letter. Use every medium available to you. Use the Internet. Use your telephone. Use radio and newspapers. And whatever you do, never be afraid to speak out against the evil that is DeucesCracked.

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http://existenz.se/out.php?id=17275

No words to describe this one... Shit like this blows my mind... I would like to know what kind of person comes up with something like this.

For TecmoSuperBowl. As a Pats fan, I can't watch the last one.

http://yepyep.gibbs12.com/2009/10/classic-nfl-plays-tecmo-ized/

For TecmoSuperBowl. As a Pats fan, I can't watch the last one.

http://yepyep.gibbs12.com/2009/10/classic-nfl-plays-tecmo-ized/

hahaha those were awesome! thx mike!

Ochocinco talks about the hit from Ray Lewis, HILARIOUS

Baby survives being run over by a Train!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQsVlFfqxWE

Baby survives being run over by a Train!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQsVlFfqxWE

That's crazy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-s_40rM_L0s

Drunkest guy ever: silent film version. Hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-s_40rM_L0s

Drunkest guy ever: silent film version. Hilarious.

made my day. incredible similarities actually to a routine of dick van dyke:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCLwd3S3zEI

http://www.grandfromage.net/SA/Holocaust.mp3

encourage everyone to give this a listen in full

the pay off is at the end

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http://existenz.se/out.php?id=17275

No words to describe this one... Shit like this blows my mind... I would like to know what kind of person comes up with something like this.

I love this mindless crap. Hilarious. I also just realized it's still playing in my browser 5 minutes later and I'm still chuckling. lulz.


ps. Don't try to go to the original website and click on random links in Dutch. It may not end well.