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Trip Report: KFC Double Down


delcrossb

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So I was reading Vandweller's blog where he mentioned that for 5k, he would eat only double down's for a month. The double down is this monstrosity: http://www.kfc.com/doubledown/

I immediately felt it was impossible to only eat double downs for a month. After having one (plus a side of potato wedges and a diet pepsi) I would like to confirm this notion. First of all, let's talk about the sandwich. I was somewhat harried because I also needed to get some shopping done at a store adjacent to my local KFC, so I decided I would eat my meal in my car. I am happy I did this because it concealed my shame. The double down is not something to be proud of. However beyond that, there really isn't much to say. I of course opted for original recipe and not grilled because I wanted the full experience. My double down came in a box with a piece of paper wrapped around it. I am assuming this paper is a means by which we are to hold the sandwich while consuming it. That is simply not feasible however as the cheese on my double down was not completely melted and the lubrication provided by the colonel's "special sauce" made the cheese apt to fall out. So I had to man up and hold it with my hands, pushing the cheese around to ensure even distribution. In fact when I got the sandwich one piece of bacon was entirely outside the double down and so it needed to be laid on top to be consumed with proper bacon to cheese to chicken density. As for the special sauce, I am thinking it is just thousand island but I could be wrong.

I had some high expectations for this. A sandwich with no bun...pure business. I found myself disappointed on a number of fronts. First of all the double down is not as large as I would've thought, it was perhaps the size of my palm (although I am a large man, so that might not be the best measure of size). When you get right down to it, the double down is really just another piece of original recipe chicken that you decide to be a fatty with and add a bunch of cheese to. The bacon goes almost unnoticed in the orgy of meat, and the sauce ends up making it simply more difficult to eat. What it really came down to for me was: is this sandwich, and by extension the sandwich world, improved by the lack of a bun? My answer is no. It was a valiant effort KFC, and I applaud your courage. In a time of fast food franchises getting fancier and trying stilted marketing campaigns like the McCafe or the super pimped double cheese burger of BK, you tried something original. I respect that.

I cannot post all criticisms without saying something constructive. I think the right way to do this is to abandon the whole "sandwich" concept and go further. Make chicken breast pita pockets that are stuffed with cheese, bacon, and colonel sauce. It allieviates the problem of a lack of internal friction in the sandwich, and it makes the meal more palatable to the diet conscious. It takes away from the whole idea of a "double down" but I think that in attempting to be a food innovator, we must realize our mistakes and move on rather than carry forth with the weight of our past failures. A stuffed chicken breast would be revolutionary, and delicious. It also allows for further pushing the bounds of what we know to be chicken. Consider a chicken breast stuffed with mash potatoes and gravy? We cannot be far from true chicken greatness.

Posted almost 2 years ago

rvtsteve

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hilarious and informative

greatest hits: hidden shame car eating, deciding to be a fatty by adding a bunch of cheese to your chicken, chicken breast stuffed with mashed potatoes and gravy

Posted almost 2 years ago

mikefut

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One of the best TRs I have ever read. NH

Posted almost 2 years ago

entelechy

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A+. Some truly classic lines, delcrossb. Just splendid and funny reading the whole way through.

If this doesn't get you some recognition for post of the week from the Hey Ball guys, then something is wrong in the universe.

Posted almost 2 years ago

ozjb

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absolutely no way someone could eat only double-downs for a month, that bet seems like easy money to me


beat - 95% sure you can't get them in Australia

Posted almost 2 years ago

infire

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I didn't even know such a thing existed, and now I want to try one despite the less than glowing review. Awesome TR.

Posted almost 2 years ago

bowzooka

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Ditto. Very entertaining TR. I was disgusted by this thing when the concept was 1st introduced. Nothing I have seen has changed this opinion.

Posted almost 2 years ago

Nevec

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Wow... lol'ed the whole way thru. By far one of best most informative thread ever..... but in a ways make me wanna take a taste journey via the Double Down just so i can say i too have experienced the same as the OP.

My hats off to you Sir Sultan of fastfood Sammiches.

Posted almost 2 years ago

mike l.

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ok so as good a place as anywhere to reveal this wine tasting website that me and death donkey (and some non-poker friends) are involved in.
we tasted the double down with a french white. i found it to be disgusting. please check out the tasting video at http://www.wineweirdos.com/latest/

cheers, mike

Posted almost 2 years ago

Twogianteggs

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I lol'd at the double down, potato wedges and then a Diet Pepsi for balance.

Posted almost 2 years ago

PokerGnome

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dear sweet jesus, why is America trying to kill itself one deep fried item at a time

Posted almost 2 years ago

Onraad

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When I went to visit the site I thought, this must be awesome! There should have been more bacon involved though, only two little slices can't fulfill a man's needs Poke Tongue

Great read, even though you only bring bad news!

Posted almost 2 years ago

2fouroffsuit

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WiltOnTilt

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A+ post

edit: i'd consider a double down prop bet for 5k if i didn't think it would cause health damage

Posted almost 2 years ago

DrGrip

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dear sweet jesus, why is America trying to kill itself one deep fried item at a time



"Fried" is a misnomer when it comes to KFC, they pressure cook their "fried" chicken.

Though in the land where we'll deep fry damn near anything your question is still valid even if I personally rarely eat fried food.

Posted almost 2 years ago




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