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I wish there was DC poker camp, or an RL HQ. It's hard sometimes to log enough hours when you're at home surrounded by more fun things to do and no one around you is also on a poker journey.

Having the online community does help, but imagine if we could rent office space and make a real live BGLL HQ, major productivity boost!

I shoved you pics of a DK thing before I think

Poker office

so epic

Fellow Land Lubbers I will require your aid!!

This weekend I will be attempting to get in 6 hours of play throughout each day. As you are all aware grinding is not my strong suit but this has to be done. I've had a bad month, grind wise. For me I've played quite a lot of hands but it's not enough (why did the Stars promo have to fall on my company's year end ).

Therefore I will be on Skype all day both days (UK time prolly like 9am - 12am)

Would really appreciate any conversation/encouragement/berating for being on the same table, hell even ask to sweat the session, it makes them fly by. Would really appreciate any helping hand...

Oh and btw...LOL MISCLICK Equity

Party Poker $1.00/$2.00 Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

Pre Flop: (1.5 SB) Hero is CO with J 9
1 fold, MP raises, Hero 3-bets, 3 folds, MP calls

Flop: (7.5 SB) 3 9 A (2 players)
MP bets, Hero calls

Turn: (4.75 BB) J (2 players)
MP checks, Hero bets, MP calls

River: (6.75 BB) 2 (2 players)
MP checks, Hero bets, MP calls

Final Pot: 8.75 BB
Hero shows J 9
Hero wins 8.375 BB
(Rake: $0.75)

The fact I'd run like 36/27 for 500+ hands before this made it all teh more lol

Pre Flop: (1.5 SB) Hero is CO with J 9
1 fold, MP raises, Hero 3-bets, 3 folds, MP calls

Standard iso-3b PF, you bet down for value. Where's the misclick?

Standard iso-3b PF, you bet down for value. Where's the misclick?

Oh I missed something

Villain doesn't show K 5

I GETZ RESPECT!!! Suprisingly I didn't get much after this either

PS: You vid with BBB was the nuts, I KNEW you two were up to something

I shoved you pics of a DK thing before I think

Poker office

Epic............

Where's the weight room?

Lubbers, your ideas intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

I can offer some lulz as payment.

First hand is a bit of background. Note the turn action...

Cake Poker $2/$4 Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 131179
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

Pre Flop: (1.5 SB) Hero is SB with 3 A
1 fold, Bigroland calls, 2 folds, Hero calls, BB checks

Flop: (3 SB) 7 5 8 (3 players)
Hero checks, BB bets, Bigroland calls, Hero folds

Turn: (2.5 BB) 6 (2 players)
BB checks, Bigroland checks

River: (2.5 BB) 9 (2 players)
BB checks, Bigroland checks

Final Pot: 2.5 BB
BB shows J 5 (Straight, Nine high)
Bigroland shows Q 9 !!! (Straight, Nine high)
BB wins 1.25 BB
MP wins 1.25 BB

So, then on the very next hand we have this...

Cake Poker $2/$4 Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 131218
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

Pre Flop: (1.5 SB) Hero is BTN with 9 Q
Bigroland raises, 2 folds, Hero calls, 1 fold, BB calls

Flop: (6.5 SB) 4 3 8 (3 players)
BB checks, Bigroland bets, Hero calls, BB folds

Turn: (4.25 BB) T (2 players)
Bigroland bets, Hero raises, Bigroland 3-bets, Hero calls

River: (10.25 BB) J (2 players)
Bigroland bets, Hero raises, Bigroland 3-bets, Hero caps!, Bigroland calls

Final Pot: 18.25 BB
Hero shows 9 Q (Straight, Queen high)
Bigroland mucks 5 5
Hero wins 17.5 BB

I don't like how I played the hand either, but it's still good for laughs.

Boomer, I'll be around tomorrow

How lose money vs tards 101

1) Never flop a set except a couple of times
2) When you DO flop a set you'll lose
3) When you river a straight you'll lose
4) When you river 2 pair you lose
5) When you flop top pair and an open ended straight flush draw you'll lose

run 40/45 at showdown for aover 1000 hands straight

[ ] - Profit

Ignore the above

Boomer getting a little antsy there....

You may now return to your regularly scheduled programming

How lose money vs tards 101

Clearly excellent prep for your poker weekend. GL!

How lose money vs tards 101

1) Never flop a set except a couple of times
2) When you DO flop a set you'll lose
3) When you river a straight you'll lose
4) When you river 2 pair you lose
5) When you flop top pair and an open ended straight flush draw you'll lose

run 40/45 at showdown for aover 1000 hands straight

[ ] - Profit

I'm gonna post you a confidence boost tomorrow, I'll promise.

It's gonna be nasty, I promise, real nasty

BTW aslong as you was happy with your overall play, then the result doesn't matter

sometimes it's just damn hard to tell you self.

Games are good! And thank you, BBB for getting me off the Fancy Pants Syndrome. Fast play is the new slowplay, imo.


Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 136592
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

Pre Flop: (1.4 SB) Hero is MP with A T
UTG calls, Hero raises, 1 fold, BTN calls, 2 folds, UTG calls

Flop: (7.4 SB) Q J K (3 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets, BTN folds, UTG raises, Hero 3-bets, UTG calls

Turn: (6.7 BB) 8 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets, UTG raises, Hero 3-bets, UTG caps!, Hero calls

River: (14.7 BB) 7 (2 players)
UTG bets, Hero raises, UTG 3-bets, Hero caps!, UTG calls

Final Pot: 22.7 BB
UTG mucks K 3
Hero shows A T (a straight, Ten to Ace)
Hero wins 21.9 BB
(Rake: $0.40)

Games are good! And thank you, BBB for getting me off the Fancy Pants Syndrome. Fast play is the new slowplay, imo.


Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 136592
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

Pre Flop: (1.4 SB) Hero is MP with A T
UTG calls, Hero raises, 1 fold, BTN calls, 2 folds, UTG calls

Flop: (7.4 SB) Q J K (3 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets, BTN folds, UTG raises, Hero 3-bets, UTG calls

Turn: (6.7 BB) 8 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets, UTG raises, Hero 3-bets, UTG caps!, Hero calls

River: (14.7 BB) 7 (2 players)
UTG bets, Hero raises, UTG 3-bets, Hero caps!, UTG calls

Final Pot: 22.7 BB
UTG mucks K 3
Hero shows A T (a straight, Ten to Ace)
Hero wins 21.9 BB
(Rake: $0.40)

Holy crap! Nice hand!

Games are good! And thank you, BBB for getting me off the Fancy Pants Syndrome. Fast play is the new slowplay, imo.


Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 136592
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

Pre Flop: (1.4 SB) Hero is MP with A T
UTG calls, Hero raises, 1 fold, BTN calls, 2 folds, UTG calls

Flop: (7.4 SB) Q J K (3 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets, BTN folds, UTG raises, Hero 3-bets, UTG calls

Turn: (6.7 BB) 8 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets, UTG raises, Hero 3-bets, UTG caps!, Hero calls

River: (14.7 BB) 7 (2 players)
UTG bets, Hero raises, UTG 3-bets, Hero caps!, UTG calls

Final Pot: 22.7 BB
UTG mucks K 3
Hero shows A T (a straight, Ten to Ace)
Hero wins 21.9 BB
(Rake: $0.40)

WTF... I thought this only happens on EU-sites