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Honestly, didn't you just like my cards, just a tiny little little bit ?

I HATE Yellow Spades!!!!!! Also I HATE overlapping cards, they really irritate me

But I do use 4-colour decks ever since the one time I DID miss it

And as for when I played lolmaha....I could see 9 red cards...I was so confused

I had the same problem on PartyPoker some time ago, but what they did was to delete my old account. That might be a possibility for you aswell?

Thats of course what I proposed but you know these firms. Reasons given by me were:

1. Account is dead for years and was closed via mail (no i do not have their confirmation anymore)
2. Do not have any login details or mailrecords about old account
3. There surely is no money at the old account
4. Thousands of hands were played very recently on new account, would be an unfair advantage to pop up under a different alias all of a sudden

There is nothing in this world, not bad beats, not bad play, not starvation, that tilts me more: THAN FOUR COLOUR DECKS

Srsly, get this shit off my system, NOW, get it OUT of the vidoes, BAN it in the Western world, that is my one wish.

OMG adri wake up and smell the coffee this is a must as a online pokerplayah, you must like these for example:

http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/2767/cardsub8.png

Yes you do yes you do

It's so much easier when you're all in to yell BLUE! BLUE! BLUE MOTHER F*CKER, BLUE!

Thats of course what I proposed but you know these firms. Reasons given by me were:

1. Account is dead for years and was closed via mail (no i do not have their confirmation anymore)
2. Do not have any login details or mailrecords about old account
3. There surely is no money at the old account
4. Thousands of hands were played very recently on new account, would be an unfair advantage to pop up under a different alias all of a sudden

And they haven't responded yet ? I called them on phone, and got lucky to reach a Brit-call-girl, not one of those India kids they have placed at the phones, and everything wen't very smooth. Took like 10 min I think with the above reasons given.

Comon FTP

Sadly there is no Customer Service Number for FTP and emails take forever to get answered.

btw guys

You need to fold AK and AQ, don't ever consider playing them...

Who ever said AK-AQ should be good?

Result of today:

AK dealt 6 times (2 times it was suited): Pots won = 1, SD won = 0, BB won/lost = -21,1 BB

AQ dealt 5 times (1 time suited): Pots won = 2, pots tie (I sucked out vs AK) = 1, Pots lost = 2.
BB won/lost = -4,59 BB

OMG adri wake up and smell the coffee this is a must as a online pokerplayah, you must like these for example:

http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/2767/cardsub8.png

Yes you do yes you do

Ok

Purple Clubs is going waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too far. That colour is reserved for Horeshoes and Horeshoes only!!!

And and Isac I managed to run at 5BB/100 over 14k hands at 0.5/1Sh and during all that time AKs was a breakeven hand

And and Isac I managed to run at 5BB/100 over 14k hands at 0.5/1Sh and
during all that time AKs was a breakeven hand

IMO we play them wrong...

Purble clubs, hmm why not

I wrote a poem for u guys

Diamonds are red, Hearts are too,
I can tell them apart, and so can you !

What do u think? Do u love it?

And now they've also closed my Fulltilt account

Ok, I have an old account from back in the day that was never used for real money... I didn't like the way the username looked so I made a new one which I've been playing for over a year. Does that mean if I try to cash out I'm busted? Should I tell them now to avoid problems? Will I lose my rakeback? The first account had no credit card info attached... maybe they won't notice?

Ok, I have an old account from back in the day that was never used for real money... I didn't like the way the username looked so I made a new one which I've been playing for over a year. Does that mean if I try to cash out I'm busted? Should I tell them now to avoid problems? Will I lose my rakeback? The first account had no credit card info attached... maybe they won't notice?

What details are the same is the important IMO. Same name doesn't matter, same phone number, same address ? When no credit card, Neteller, moneybookers or PayPal was used for the first I don't think you are in problem.

The thing that busted me was that i was cashing out to the same Neteller account which by that time was with my old name and was used for my cashout from the first account.

Also IMO, I can't see how this is really Speirs or Adris problem, if they don't like it, they should check new accounts and see how/if they match with old accounts. Pretty bad customer service IMO.

I wrote a poem for u guys

Diamonds are red, Hearts are too,
I can tell them apart, and so can you !

What do u think? Do u love it?

Diamonds are blue, Hearts are not,
Spades are yellow, can you trust,
Clubs are green, just to see !

huh

I don't THINK it's the same address/ phone number, too afraid to log in and check tho.

It would be nice if they had an Amnesty Week or something >.<

IMO we play them wrong...

Hmmm, well you saw the way I played that AdKd hand...couldn't have got it MORE wrong

*Checks HEM*

Actually Scrath that AKo and AKs are pretty much exacly the same winrate in my DB ~ 0.75BB/hand. Probably becasue even in 33k hands of 0.5/1 and 1/2 I have recorded I've only been dealt AKs 100 times.

Most profitable hands for BB/100 are fairly predictable:

AA
KK
QQ
QJs
.....

Wait a minute..... heh

Also....

66-88 are BETTER than TT....which is better than 99

God I love small smaples you can prove ANYTHING

@ Speirs

Any update on the FullTilt crappy?

No its still pending.

They said they are going to close the new account for sure, so there's no discussion possible even though it's an account that has been inactive for over 2 years and that I've closed (and got confirmation from). Weird. Since then no word. I also have to follow a password reset procedure and I do not even know if the reset-email-message they will send is an address I still own. They tilt me hard, biggest part of my bankroll is over there.

I am playing at stars now and there is one benefit to that: games are slower and I am trying to play my A game while 4 tabling. It's definitely a bit tougher and I am swonging through hands but I hope it works out.

IMO this is really really bad customer service...

I just can't understand what they get from this, well obviously 1 unhappy and frustrated player, but else?

Seriously why doens't they check for multi-accountness when we sign up, have you asked bout that?

Just very bad for you that you doesn't have the confirmation mail about the closed account. And well, probably no way you can get a 2 year old mail restored.

I opened a new account a few years back when I was trying to get rakeback and was told I'd have to close my old account from the email I used to open it. That address was no longer valid. So I replied to them and explained the situation; I never deposited on the old account and never played for cash on it either.
I told them the old email address was closed, provided it to them, and gave them my physical address that would've been listed. They closed it down and let me keep the account I have now. I haven't withdrawn yet but hope it will be uneventful. Speirs, I hope it works out for you and in a fast way.

Hey BGLL!

I have a proposal for you guys - for one of the episodes of Adri's new video series, I'd like to do a sort-of Home Game starring you guys! Basically it'd kind of be like Episode 8 of the first season of RLMG (one of my favorite episodes of all time by the way). Please let me know if you'd be interested in doing this.

The site and stakes can be whatever you guys want as long as someone records it (which I will do if I am available). You'd also have to collect everyone's HH's so we can plug them in using the hole card cam. I'll leave you guys to schedule it, as long as it's done by early-mid April. I'm picturing maybe 40-ish minutes of play. As for commentary, I'm not sure how I'll do it yet - I might bring all of you back in, I might do it with Adri, I might do it with Adri and someone else I bring in, etc.

I understand there are 5 of you, so you can decide how you want to fill the sixth seat. Some ideas:
I can take it.
You can find someone else on the forum to sit.
You could play at a FTP 'pro' table where they'd effective block the last seat
You can brutalize the sixth person who unwittingly sits down.

Anyway, let me know!

I'm down like 4 flat tires for this! I'll be on vacation from March 25-31. One thing to consider... Isac doesn't play on FTP because he's taxed heavily if he does. I hope we can work out the logistics to make this work. What a fantastic offer!

Seriously why doens't they check for multi-accountness when we sign up, have you asked bout that?

Sure. I can open up an account, deposit, build a bankroll, tilt a grand away last December, deposit again January, build a bankroll again and then only when I try to cash out it raises a red flag. I asked them that but they just ignored it.

They closed it down and let me keep the account I have now.

That's what I wanted too but that's not going to happen for sure. Double standards ftw!

Anyway, let me know!

Hmmm... Well let me see.

On Mondays I have the bakery club, Tuesdays we're always throwing dwarfs, Wednesday we're at the Feminist United (FU) group, Thursdays I always sit on the couch screaming at the TV, Fridays and Saturdays it's crossdressers weekend at the club and Sundays is the day of the Lord.

Well, I might be able to fit you in there somewhere.

*fistpumping across the room*

Hmmm... Well let me see.

On Mondays I have the bakery club, Tuesdays we're always throwing dwarfs, Wednesday we're at the Feminist United (FU) group, Thursdays I always sit on the couch screaming at the TV, Fridays and Saturdays it's crossdressers weekend at the club and Sundays is the day of the Lord.

Hey BGLL!

I have a proposal for you guys - for one of the episodes of Adri's new video series, I'd like to do a sort-of Home Game starring you guys! Basically it'd kind of be like Episode 8 of the first season of RLMG (one of my favorite episodes of all time by the way). Please let me know if you'd be interested in doing this.

The site and stakes can be whatever you guys want as long as someone records it (which I will do if I am available). You'd also have to collect everyone's HH's so we can plug them in using the hole card cam. I'll leave you guys to schedule it, as long as it's done by early-mid April. I'm picturing maybe 40-ish minutes of play. As for commentary, I'm not sure how I'll do it yet - I might bring all of you back in, I might do it with Adri, I might do it with Adri and someone else I bring in, etc.

I understand there are 5 of you, so you can decide how you want to fill the sixth seat. Some ideas:
I can take it.
You can find someone else on the forum to sit.
You could play at a FTP 'pro' table where they'd effective block the last seat
You can brutalize the sixth person who unwittingly sits down.

You'd REALLY subject someone to that??? You're so mean.

I can just imagine some poor unknoing 0.5/1 fish coming in and walking away with our rolls....I mean getting pulverized

Just to point out the obvious here logistics wise

1) Isac gets the hell taxed out of him for not playing on Party or Ipoker
2) Rootbeer can't play Party or Ipoker
3) I have no account on Full Tilt but I WILL set one up for this no questions asked
4) Hmmm 6th player, I was thinking you but the fact you'd probably kill us and leave us in a smouldering crater afterwards while cackling evily.....hmmmm. I think scoutski plays our levels. Maybe put an e-mail out like you originall did for the series...."Who wants to be the next guy crucified by DD for folding his BB to a small blind steal???" or something like that
5) Wait a minute......Aldine's numero 6 isn't he? I know 5/T player but he's one of us Plus I think it'd be quite interesting to see how/if we can adapt to him.

Anyway, however it goes down I'm excited about this and now I'm hesistant to release mine and Isac's double sweat vid we're doing tonight...ISAC Change of Plan, we're gonna spew like monkeys for metagame!!!