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His name is Jeff, he was born circa 1982, has a twin brother and is from the San Diego area. He moved to Sweden or something after the UIGEA where he played on iPoker. His Party sn used to be BLdSWtTRs, then he changed it to SheCantSayNo. He printed money 9 tabling 10/20 with an insane win rate of 8ptbb/100 for hundreds of thousands of hands; lolo was apparently the only one who won more on that site.

He was only like a 24 VPIP but took interesting post flop lines like this one:

http://www.pokerhand.org/?1323273

He played on stars under NOtThiSTiMe and raped h@llinggol repeatedly HU. His actual coaching rate was 1600 an hour. He's the only well known player to score 150 on the donkey test. Whitelime suggested he might be cheating at some point but then retracted it once he realized he really was the stone cold nuts. He was a bankroll nit and thought it was optimal to have ~1,000 buy ins or something for whatever limit you were playing. It kind of makes sense when you go over that post referenced by the OP wherein it becomes apparent his disregard for losing a buy in (or 30 buy ins!) going to war with other regs allowed him to push people around like a boss. Apparently he was also one of the first people to suggest your true winrate or abilities aren't fully discernible without a sample size of 500k hands or more.

So yeah, basically light years ahead of everyone. He was also involved in one of the most interesting hands I've ever seen posted on 2+2: http://archives1.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=5582896&page=0&fpart=all&vc=1

He also hated short stackers intensely, something I find sympathetic.

tl;dr - he's the Chuck Norris of poker.

Aye cap'n, that about sums it up.

His name is Jeff, he was born circa 1982, has a twin brother and is from the San Diego area. He moved to Sweden or something after the UIGEA where he played on iPoker. His Party sn used to be BLdSWtTRs, then he changed it to SheCantSayNo. He printed money 9 tabling 10/20 with an insane win rate of 8ptbb/100 for hundreds of thousands of hands; lolo was apparently the only one who won more on that site.

He was only like a 24 VPIP but took interesting post flop lines like this one:

http://www.pokerhand.org/?1323273

He played on stars under NOtThiSTiMe and raped h@llinggol repeatedly HU. Some people think he might have been 20 Buck Spin. His actual coaching rate was 1600 an hour. He's the only well known player to score 150 on the donkey test. Whitelime suggested he might be cheating at some point but then retracted it once he realized he really was the stone cold nuts. He was a bankroll nit and thought it was optimal to have ~1,000 buy ins or something for whatever limit you were playing. It kind of makes sense when you go over that post referenced by the OP wherein it becomes apparent his disregard for losing a buy in (or 30 buy ins!) going to war with other regs allowed him to push people around like a boss. Apparently he was also one of the first people to suggest your true winrate or abilities aren't fully discernible without a sample size of 500k hands or more.

So yeah, basically light years ahead of everyone. He was also involved in one of the most interesting hands I've ever seen posted on 2+2: http://archives1.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=5582896&page=0&fpart=all&vc=1

He also hated short stackers intensely, something I find sympathetic.

Wow, thanks for the old two plus two post, it is fucking amazing.
Just don't try it at micros

If you guys enjoyed that one here is a hand he posted on two plus two, taken from:
http://archives1.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=5351931&page=0&fpart=7&vc=1


A hand for all my great fans.

I'll title this one
lolo got TRICKED

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

CO ($2083.25)
Button ($1555.90)
SB ($2433)
BB ($1958)
BLdSWtTRs ($7020)
MP :#A500AF(loloTRICKEDu)/ ($5979.40)

Preflop: BLdSWtTRs is UTG with 7, T. SB posts a blind of $10.
BLdSWtTRs raises to $72, MP :#A500AF(loloTRICKEDu)/ raises to $252, 4 folds, BLdSWtTRs calls $180.

Flop: ($534) 5, 6, T (2 players)
BLdSWtTRs checks, loloTRICKEDu bets $400, BLdSWtTRs calls $400.

Turn: ($1334) 3 (2 players)
BLdSWtTRs checks, loloTRICKEDu checks.

River: ($1334) 5 (2 players)
BLdSWtTRs checks, loloTRICKEDu bets $1000, BLdSWtTRs calls $6368 (All-In), loloTRICKEDu folds.

Final Pot: $8702
Main Pot: $8702, returned to BLdSWtTRs.

Results in white below:
BLdSWtTRs has 7h Th (two pair, tens and fives).
Outcome: BLdSWtTRs wins $8702.

right before he folded he said nut flush

Whitelime suggested he might be cheating at some point but then retracted it once he realized he really was the stone cold nuts.

Edit: limon, not whitelime. I had my citrus fruit screen names confused!

Limon is such a joke. A real life Joey Knish. I'm sure he brutalised my friend in the 5/10 at Commerce though.