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Well, I've been thinking lately,
loving a girl is like flopping 2 pair, where your hand is good enough that you want her to commit her stack(no pun intended, well actually i totally intended that to be a pun)
now, you can play it fast or you could play it slow.
whenever i play it fast, it scared her off and I got no action(sry about the lame puns i can't help it...)
and whenever i play it slow some other bastard out draws me and scoops the pot T.T
story of my life =(

It's all about the long run. When she wants to marry you, run long.

Well, I've been thinking lately,
loving a girl is like flopping 2 pair, where your hand is good enough that you want her to commit her stack(no pun intended, well actually i totally intended that to be a pun)
now, you can play it fast or you could play it slow.
whenever i play it fast, it scared her off and I got no action(sry about the lame puns i can't help it...)
and whenever i play it slow some other bastard out draws me and scoops the pot T.T
story of my life =(

try playing plo, more cards, more action, more flips, more girls, more fun

A big br = lots of girls

Mass multitable.

I much prefer the 1 on 1 approach with a girl who can cook. Ya know, HU 4 rolls.

I much prefer the 1 on 1 approach with a girl who can cook. Ya know, HU 4 rolls.

lol this one cracked me up xD

And never underestimate the importance of position.

girls have enormous betsizing tells. everytime

And never underestimate the importance of position.

true, defiantly -ev to be oop

Use a card protector or you might flop a full house.

I much prefer the 1 on 1 approach with a girl who can cook. Ya know, HU 4 rolls.

You sir are my hero.

I knew this thread was going to be out of control the second I saw the OP.

Let her flop huge, ship her the $, and then keep pounding on her all night on the button.

I like to exploit tightness.