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I have played poker with this guy for 5 years at the casino. No one really likes this guy but for some reason I am nice to him. We argue hard about stupid casino rules/poker ethics, but also seem to get along okay.

Anyways, the game was playing very LAGish, and I ended up calling his overbet flop shove with QT on a T 45ss board.
He stands up, goes "nice call. Small pair, ten is good".
I say "yeah I got a ten"
Turn double suits the board and he goes "i got a flush draw as well now"
I laugh and say "nice"
River bricks,
He tables KT.

He ships the 1K pot, causes a scene, and leaves.

I thought about slow-rolling him for the rest of my days, but would prefer to do 1, very epic slow roll on him in the future. Any greatest hit moments that I could emulate?

Don't worry about it.

Next time you hit a nut flush and he calls your value bet say nice hand then spread your cards out slowly act surprised and say "Oh wow I didn't know they were suited"!

Tommy Angelo would be sad if he read this thread.

I am just kidding btw.

make the slow roll drag on and on for an incredibly long time until someone calls the floor and eventually they make you show your hand. Maybe you could flip one card but hold on to the other one for 5 minutes.

Everyone would hate you for it but it would be kinda hilarious.

Wow thats an A+ needle for sure, gonna be hard to top it.

In an Ideal situation I'd first slowroll the crap out of him, then make him believe he won and when he starts piling the chips move your hand towards the muck and last second throw them open.

Another good one is when he is bluffing and says something like top pair is good, just hold on to your cards and say you don't have top pair. Do anything to make him open his cards and then turn over the nuts.

get it in with quads
if he says he has trips or fullhouse or whatever, you say you got 2p
first you show the pair that is on the flop & then you show the pair in your hand, and then you go like, oh well look at that, it seems like i got 2p of the same kind, that makes four of a kind

Reminds me of a show called "only fools and horses" where the main character Delboy reveals he has 2 pair ...aces and aces ....love it !!

Buy him a drink next time you see him. When you don't see him, don't spend any time thinking about him or how you're going to have some awesome revenge.

Don't worry about it.

+1
Any kind of future shenanigans on your part is going to create a Hatfields and Mccoys type of feud w/ this guy and possibly other players at the table. Any satisfaction you get from slowrolling him won't be worth it. Maybe you could just shoot him Hatfields and Mccoys style...........

Buy him a drink next time you see him. When you don't see him, don't spend any time thinking about him or how you're going to have some awesome revenge.

you guys are such life nits. Go for it dude, get some sweet revenge.

Just don't make any calls in hopes of sucking out him or something, that would be considered tilt.

you guys are such life nits. Go for it dude, get some sweet revenge.

Just don't make any calls in hopes of sucking out him or something, that would be considered tilt.

Focusing any of your energy on 'getting revenge' is tilt already. I don't think 'being a life nit' has anything to do with deciding that one's time is better spent on positive things than getting revenge.

lol about only having thoughts of revenge. this is so tilt and so decreasing for productivy/hapiness for ur self if you waste time on that

Don't worry about it.

Agree with this response. He's doing this to get a rise out of you. Don't let him.