I knew a young man who played poker.
His friends all called him the joker.
He would have been good,
but he was a mark,
for he always bet in the dark.
He bet in the dark,
and checked in the dark.
He bet and checked,
and bet in the dark.
He kept this up,
for quite some time.
Everyone thought,
he was losing his mind,
'til one day,
he turned on the lights!
- PG
