Infinite micro stakes player

So was at a party last night, and woke up pretty hungover. 

Decided to play some 10NL, my regular stake, to try to earn some moneeeey.

And guess what, I ran like the God of Poker and my weird play worked out!

I flopped so many sets and got the most value out of every hand! So I played pretty much optimally. 

Example of how taking weird lines works out on regulars:

Full Tilt Poker $10.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 1260557
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

BTN: $10.30 - VPIP: 29, PFR: 18, 3B: 12, AF: 2.0, Hands: 49
Hero (SB): $10.05 - VPIP: 19, PFR: 17, 3B: 6, AF: 3.8, Hands: 133291
BB: $32.43 - VPIP: 18, PFR: 12, 3B: 7, AF: 1.5, Hands: 194
UTG: $10.99 - VPIP: 26, PFR: 9, 3B: 0, AF: 0.3, Hands: 35
MP: $10.30 - VPIP: 19, PFR: 15, 3B: 10, AF: 4.2, Hands: 1104
CO: $5.63 - VPIP: 60, PFR: 0, 3B: 0, AF: NaN, Hands: 5

CO posts a big blind ($0.10)

Pre Flop: ($0.25) Hero is SB with 3 3
2 folds, CO checks, BTN raises to $0.45, Hero calls $0.40, 1 fold, CO calls $0.35

Flop: ($1.45) 8 9 3(3 players)
Hero checks, CO checks, BTN bets $1.10, Hero calls $1.10, CO folds

Turn: ($3.65) A(2 players)
Hero bets $1.00, BTN raises to $2.90, Hero calls $1.90

River: ($9.45) 9(2 players)
Hero bets $5.60, BTN calls $5.60

Final Pot: $20.65
BTN mucks Q A
Hero shows 3 3
Hero wins $19.28
(Rake: $1.37)

Full Tilt Poker $10.00 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players - View hand 1260558
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

BTN: $9.70
SB: $16.96
Hero (BB): $17.58
UTG: $10.45
CO: $12.28

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is BB with 5 5
2 folds, BTN raises to $0.30, 1 fold, Hero calls $0.20

Flop: ($0.65) A 7 5(2 players)
Hero bets $0.20, BTN raises to $0.50, Hero raises to $1, BTN calls $0.50

Turn: ($2.65) Q(2 players)
Hero bets $1.00, BTN calls $1

River: ($4.65) 4(2 players)
Hero bets $15.28, BTN calls $7.40 all in

Final Pot: $19.45
BTN mucks A 4
Hero shows 5 5
Hero wins $10.28
(Rake: $1.29)

Full Tilt Poker $10.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 1260559
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

BB: $5.80 - VPIP: 43, PFR: 14, 3B: 25, AF: Infinity, Hands: 7
UTG: $17.46 - VPIP: 17, PFR: 11, 3B: 7, AF: 1.8, Hands: 196
Hero (MP): $11.44 - VPIP: 19, PFR: 17, 3B: 6, AF: 3.8, Hands: 133291
CO: $10.10 - VPIP: 16, PFR: 12, 3B: 5, AF: 4.2, Hands: 2906
BTN: $10.00 - VPIP: 15, PFR: 13, 3B: 6, AF: 2.0, Hands: 4098
SB: $13.03 - VPIP: 16, PFR: 12, 3B: 3, AF: 8.0, Hands: 91

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is MP with A A
1 fold, Hero raises to $0.30, 3 folds, BB raises to $0.88, Hero raises to $1.46, BB calls $0.58

Flop: ($2.97) 4 A J(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $0.10, BB raises to $1.55, Hero calls $1.45

Turn: ($6.07) J(2 players)
BB bets $2.79, Hero calls $2.79

River: ($11.65) 4(2 players)

Final Pot: $11.65
BB shows A Q
Hero shows A A
Hero wins $10.88
(Rake: $0.77)

April so far (included a buy in won at stars)

Have a nice weekend micro grinders! Let's whack'em!