January 21, 2012
The Biggest Slowroll Ive ever had @ Thailand
It only took me 4 days to end up in this bar again, wonder why but whatever...
Im gonna cut the story in short.. after many vodka-redbull, I ended with a friend and others girls in a sorta semi-karaoke place eating food @ 5h00-6h00 AM, were 2 poors dudes looked quite gay and were horribles singers.
This girl, after many hours, still didnt believed me when I said I had no girlfriend.. seriously, wtf is going on with all those ? They all think the same
So yeah, after hours with her , standard spicy stuff, dance, etc , etc and me being honest about I have no-gf story, thats when she told me her truth : <I have husban that I know since 10 years, from USA..> etc
Well, the way she acted with me, No way I would knew she was not single !
You guys got the point ? Anyway the vodka was still in so I had a mixed feeling of <I dont care> and <Why , WHYYYYYY she didnt told me hours ago?>
So I ended up in the house of the girl my friend was hooking up with around 6h30-7h00 am. Obv the girl didnt came along so I was sorta alone in this house. So I got somewhat pissed off this huge life slowroll. And the Red Bull started to kick in at the same time and I told my friend <fuck off, im getting a taxi and im going to get my bike an im going home>
And hes like <wtf, you wont find any taxi here at this time>
Me : <Watch me !>
I was somewhat determinated to put an end to it, get my back and sleep in my own bed But finally, he convinced me (quite easily ) to sleep there and go back with him for the back later on, wich I did.
This was the Biggest Slowroll Ive ever had in my life and in Thailand, She fucking use all her Time Bank to Call me with the nutzs when I was sure I would have the chips stack shipped my way , with the 2nd best hand obv.
Beat : Girl acting like a single girl in the bar, not believing me im single and then tell me hours later, far from everything that she have husband.. true or not, she totally pwnd me on that one.
Brag : I slept in a very comfy bed and had quite a good night of sleep. The house and the place was very nice, and my friend and I got offered a nice coffee when we woke up.
Variance : REMEMBER CRAZY GIRL who hit me ? I saw her in the bar and she was with an other man, that was one of the best day of my life. I think im good she wont bother me anymore, now she is someone else problem ! (poor guy ...
Variance 2 : Remember my friend Alex that spoke to the girl I was and kinda make her understood everything was fine with me ? Well I just learned he doesnt speak any Thai language at all. He totally played me on that one !
3 Comments:
HJD posted on January 21, 2012 at 14:46 PM
epic story :)
chuck651 posted on January 21, 2012 at 19:19 PM
lol awesome. Please keep making these
Squishee posted on January 22, 2012 at 00:17 AM
I think im gonna take it easy for a while chuck :)
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