March 05, 2012
Played some live poker this weekend. Didn't do that great money wise, but games were good. Played at a bowling alley/bar. Not sure but I think the actual cardroom used to be an employee break room before they started to offer poker. Anyways, played a session on Saturday with a slightly inebriated fellow who sat down with one of those giant 24oz beer mugs, which was already half gone by the time he sat down. I'd also venture a guess that it wasn't his first.
Drunk plays predictably spewy, and has to be told what to do every time it's his turn. He never could remember how much the blind was. As anyone who has ever drank any liquid, especially large amounts of alcohol, knows, eventually you will need to use the restroom, which was true for drunk guy as well. Restroom is a private one person room which is literally about 3 feet behind and to the left of the one seat, where I am seated. Drunk guy goes to use the restroom and not only forgets to lock the door behind him, he doesn't even bother to close the door. So while I'm playing poker, I have drunk guy pissing less than 10 feet behind me. He did this twice.
Later on drunk guy orders a pizza for the whole table, which was cool of him, besides donking off a few hundred bucks to the rest of the table. Drunk busts his roll before the pizza is ready though and leaves for the bar area to "find him some pussy". Floorman tried to find him when the pizza was ready, but drunk guy was long gone.