On the Woodway

Hey wastes of skin,

so far it's been easy on the study part (1hr daily) but not so much on the volume part (I didnt check but I think I should avg. 1100 hands/day but I only have about 800).

This clearly shows that I'm a really LAZYBITCH.

AND HERES AN INTERESTING HAND FOR YOU FAT HUMPS THAT SHOWS HOW GREAT I PLAY COMPARED TO THE AVERAGE JOEys AT MY GAME

BELLAGIO $4/8 Limit Hold'em - 6 players

Pre Flop: (1.4 SB) Hero is BTN with J T
6 folds,HERO RAISES; 1 fold, JOEY COMPLAINS ABOUT MY SMELL AND 3-BETS, HERO CALLS

Flop: (6.4 SB) A K Q (2 players)
JOEY BETS, HERO RAISES WITH A BIG SMILE ON HIS FACE, JOEY CALLS                                                                                                           

Turn: (5,2 BB) 7 (2 players)
JOEY CHECKS, HERO BETS, JOEY RAISES, THIS MEANS WAR, HERO RAISES, JOEY RAISES, HERO RAISES, JOEY RAISES, HERO RAISES, JOEY SAYS HE KNOWS WHAT THE RIVERCARD IS GOING TO BE, DOES THIS MEAN LIVE POKER IS RIGGED?, JOEY RAISES HIS LAST 8 CHIPS, I OBVIOUSLY GET SCARED BUT DO DECIDE TO CALL, I MEAN FOR ALL I KNOW HE COULD HAVE ACE KING

River: (ALL MY MONEY) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

JOEY SMILES AND SHOWS 2 3 (a flush, Ace high)
HERO MUCKS J T FACE UP
JOEY WINS ALL MY MONEY!
HE NOW ASKS WHY I PLAY TRASH LIKE THAT VS HIM. I GET COMPLETELY PISSED AND CHARGE HIM. BEFORE HE KNOWS IT, I'VE TACKLED HIM AND AM BEATING HIM HALF SENSLESS. THEN I TURNS HIM OVER AND STRIP HIM NAKED IN FRONT OF EVERYONE IN THE POKER ROOM. NOBODY EVEN TRIES TO STOP ME. THIS IS WHERE I NEED TO GET DELICATE. I MOUNT HIM AND PROCEED TO USE HIM THE WAY PRISONERS USE EACH OTHER. EVERYBODY IN THE POKER ROOM JUST STARED AND LAUGHED AS IT WAS HAPPENING. WHEN IT WAS OVER I SMILED AND ASKED HIM "WHO WAS ALL IN THAT TIME?" BUT THIS FAG SMILED LAST WHEN HE CASHED IN ALL MY CHIPS.