I'm Like In/Out Burger. I Go Animal Style on these Fries.

Running god awful. Stuck about a billion buy ins to every huge fish that plays at any level. I’m stuck the most to the huuuuuuge whales from just giant coolers and suckouts, and obviously I get hit/run more than anyone else in history. The worst part is that they probably take that money out of the cash game community and put it into some gay MTT. FML.

Since the beginning of 2010, I’ve been running like shit on a site that well, I refuse to slander them, but let’s just say it rhymes with shmoker shmars. Run approximately at ev on full tilt, but eternally doomswitched on gaystars. I’ve had to do trades to keep my accounts balanced and it’s annoying. You’d think it would be awesome to have an awful looking PTR graph, and have everyone think you’re a fish. That’s what you’d think. But no, I double up the superhypermegafish and they hit/run me and I’m stuck with mediocre TAGgish regs who think I’m awful but refuse to still give me action. It’s awesome. Hit/run by fish half the time, and not getting credit for being bad at poker the other half of the time. If I ever meet Daniel Negreanu I will punch him in the vagina, just as soon as he comes out of the closet. Now, grappppphhhhhs!!!

Here’s how good I run this month on stars:

And here’s how good I run this year on stars:

GG life.