Dance like the unrythmic spastic white boy you are.

I’m a luckbox on crack, sittig on topp of a midget-moneky from the moon.

Poker Stars $10.00 No Limit Hold’em – 6 players
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

MP: $4.60
CO: $7.20
BTN: $8.55
SB: $10.75
Hero (BB): $28.30
UTG: $2.55

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is BB with 5 3
4 folds, SB raises to $0.40, Hero calls $0.30

Flop: ($0.80) 6 2 7 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $0.40, SB calls $0.40

Turn: ($1.60) J (2 players)
SB bets $1.00, Hero raises to $3, SB raises to $5, Hero raises to $13.95, SB calls $4.95 all in

Final Pot: $21.50
SB shows K Q
Hero shows 5 3
Hero wins $20.45
(Rake: $1.05)

Btw Mock the week, and 8 out of 10 cats is a must watch. Prolly thinking i dont need a watch, but thats just my writing errors.

Blarg down 150 dollar if i ran even i would only be up 7 dollars. Kinda sucks beeing down so much when you take a shot at 25nl.

50 dollar of those where lost in a hu match against a 88/30 player that hit every think,man i tilt call so bad its scary. Time for a break.

Also down 6BI in the 1 dollar sng, Kinda funny. ARg every dollar counts time to grind 10nl again 9 tables, but first a break.

I wanna run like jesus with sandals, or be a prostitute like Maria Magdalena atleast i get to suck out on people, ONE time.

Getting coolerd and sucked out on + no hittage, mabey i should start using some steroids like the MLB-players. Get mean and tuff, huff and puff, see my dick shrink to the point where i cant get a decent fluff.

Start of the month and down 4.5 buy-ins in the varince game, but on the positiv side I’m upp 10buy-ins in the cash games, and up 50dollars in the 1d tournys. Jupp the 1d 45-turbo sngs ain’t that hard to beat. Mabey i should make a video, how to push all inn and get snapp called by 3-7s. Should also make a How to dance like me video, just follow the HON-Rule and you’ll do fine.

Mabey I should take a shot at the 25nl or the 3d-45turbo sng’s.

My writing is worse than my dancing.