Social Convention

I went with Old Balls(my dad's sweet nickname) to Golftec today so he could cash in on part of his xmas present from me.  Golftec is a video analysis golf instruction company.  Old Balls is terrible at golf.  After 15 years, he can't hardly break 110.  I think he enjoyed his evaluation but was mostly overwhelmed by all the stuff wrong with his swing.  At one point he asked the instructor if he should switch to left handed. 

Earlier in the car ride to golftec, Old Balls showed off his knowledge of the NFL by referring to the Indianapolis Ravens, the Los Angeles Rams(partial credit obv) and when asked about the seahawks record this year, he guessed 4-12 knowing they were in the playoffs.  

After an amazing lunch at Oklahoma Joes, Old Balls, suggested to my friend Bootsy Johnson that his wife was 'fugal,' while referring to her good spending habits.

It's been a pretty good day.  Then I came home to this...