Social Convention

These exact words were on a billboard I saw today.  It was advertising breakfast sandwiches at wendy's.  Imagine that at some point in the past a small group of executives looked at this proposal from their marketing dept. and gave it a green light.  Either they have a weird sense of humor or they are mentally challenged.  It's difficult for me to judge which is the case.  If they were going for penis humor, I'm not really sure that's the best way to sell breakfast sandwiches.  If they thought that the word natural would somehow be a huge selling point to the crowd of people that regularly eats fast food and didn't realize the unintentional humor, holy shit.  Given that the latter is most likely true, I would like to officially apply to their marketing dept or as their CEO.  For the Wendy's Execs who will inevitable read this, feel free to tweet me any relevant interview questions @jaredk72.

Aaron(wiltontilt) and I are headed to vegas on Wed. for a few days.  We're gonna check out our summer house for 2011 the Doc has already booked and probably get drunk and make bad decisions.  I'm sure I'll have some sort of semi-epic trip report.

My friend Zach went out the other night to celebrate finishing his college football season.  He's an O-line coach for a local college.  The bar they picked to go to was called funkytown (not kidding).  Supposedly they were having an 80s night where you got in free if you dressed up.  For some reason, that possessed Zach to shave his head as though he had lost his hair.  It turns out the 80s night was the night before so him and 10 other guys looked a little out of place but still had a lot of fun I heard.  The next day, he came over to watch the Chiefs get embarrassed by the Broncos but hadn't shaved his head completely yet. 

 

Not only does his fiancee have the sense of humor to appreciate this, but she did all the shaving, including the sweet ass Z in the side.