Keep Calm and Carry On

...and this time I'm going to try pretty darn hard not to go below it again.

Some lol-tastic crazy hands today

Hand #1 Get it in versus crazy maniac with 100% equity.

Poker Stars $10.00 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players - View hand 1516073
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BTN: $10.00
SB: $6.42 - VPIP: 59, PFR: 12, 3B: 0, AF: 6.0, Hands: 17
Hero (BB): $10.73
UTG: $18.01
CO: $20.92

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is BB with 7 2
3 folds, SB calls $0.05, Hero raises to $0.50, SB calls $0.40

Flop: ($1.00) 2 8 2(2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($1.00) 5(2 players)
SB bets $0.40, Hero raises to $2.15, SB raises to $5.92, Hero calls $3.77

River: ($12.84) 8(2 players)

Final Pot: $12.84
SB shows 9 J
Hero shows 7 2
Hero wins $12.21
(Rake: $0.63)

Hand #2 Misclick trying to 4-bet pre, end up minraising.  Get it in with 90% on the flop and end up chopping

Poker Stars $10.00 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players - View hand 1516074
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SB: $31.47 - VPIP: 21, PFR: 16, 3B: 23, AF: 1.0, Hands: 58
BB: $5.97 - VPIP: 50, PFR: 33, 3B: 9, AF: 2.2, Hands: 58
UTG: $12.34
CO: $13.80
Hero (BTN): $11.33 - VPIP: 23, PFR: 20, 3B: 7, AF: 2.1, Hands: 50125

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is BTN with K K
2 folds, Hero raises to $0.25, SB raises to $0.90, BB calls $0.80, Hero raises to $1.55, SB calls $0.65, BB calls $0.65

Flop: ($4.65) 6 5 2(3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $4.00, SB raises to $11, BB folds, Hero calls $5.78 all in

Turn: ($24.21) 3(2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($24.21) 4(2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $24.21
SB shows Q Q
Hero shows K K
SB wins $10.29
Hero wins $11.51
(Rake: $1.19)

The villain in hand #1 was without exception the craziest player I've ever sat with.  In the memorable hand below he fell for the limp/reraise with aces schtick and got it in pre with 42o versus aces.  Hence the slowplay to give him a chance to bluff.

Poker Stars $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 1516090
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BTN: $4.02
SB: $4.05
Hero (BB): $16.48
UTG: $13.36
MP: $17.61
CO: $21.25

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is BB with 9 T
2 folds, CO calls $0.10, 1 fold, SB raises to $1.20, 1 fold, CO raises to $3, SB raises to $4.05 all in, CO calls $1.05

Flop: ($8.20) 9 K A(2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: ($8.20) 6(2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($8.20) Q(2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $8.20
SB shows 2 4 (high card Ace)
CO shows A A (three of a kind, Aces)
CO wins $7.79
(Rake: $0.41)