FuzzyPuppy Snarls

OK…my 1st blog was a vent. I needed the cathartic healing power of banging a keyboard for a few minutes. Unfortunately, I need this far too often in my poker playing as I am a certified Tilt Monkey. I am the Phil Ivey of poker tilting. Tilting is a consistent, powerful force in my poker existence that has prevented me from attaining the success I desire. Since this blog will hopefully encompass 25% life, I must also tell you that I tilt at life. People bother me. People acting like idiots is barely acceptable. People acting like idiots because of a blatant disregard for others send me into a rage. I am not exactly the hide behind your computer type because I have no qualms about telling someone they are a useless scumbag who should be executed for simply being a selfish asshole to their face. In fact, I do it frequently to my own detriment because I rarely sugarcoat and abhor kissing ass.

But I digress…as for poker, I have the same old poker story except I have made only 1 poker deposit per site in my life. Well…here my story diverges from the Krantzes and Anskys of the world. I have always won, but never in large amounts. I loved poker when I first started but not as much now so I do not play very often. I have only accumulated 11,000 FPP’s on Stars for the year. However, making money at poker is better than having a real job. I am hoping to develop the dedication, tilt control, and knowledge of the game necessary to lead a comfortable existence. We shall see.