FuzzyPuppy Snarls

This may end up being the worst opening blog post in history. I only created it because I felt the need to scream. The object of my disdain is the Nuts. My current ire has increased drastically in the last 3-5 minutes when opponents flopped them against me 4 times.

Ever since I was a child, I hated nuts. I hate them even more so now. Most of my largest potential scores in poker have been derailed by an opponent’s nuts, usually turned and occasionally rivered if they were drawing dead to 1 card on the turn. They also flop the nuts as well; moreover, all of these occasions seem to involve annoying scenarios in which they played a hand terribly and get a 1 in 1000 flop that fits the situation perfectly. Since I was just 2-tabling and villains just flopped the nuts against me 4 times in a few minutes, I felt like venting.

Please Poker Gods…stop rewarding them for overlimping KK as I sit minding my own business in the BB with A4 to see the K44 flop. The same can be said for their stupid 97suited. Inevitably I have J9 of spades and get the T86 flop with 2 spades. I can’t ever leverage fold equity on these flops when they have it every time.

Conversely, on the rare occasions I am dealt AA in a non-big blind position while getting a walk, can you not give me the nuts (set) when they get “tricky” with flatting KK preflop in a dumb spot. I feel this is a reasonable request in some stupid 50 or 100NL cash game when you have given me KK v. AA twice with less than 100 players left in the Sunday Million.