July 12, 2011
Summer coaching rate drop!
I have a few extra hours floating around for coaching. It's summertime and I'm stuck to the AC, not the molten pavement. I'm still working on the poker project mentioned in my last blog post and it's coming closer to fruition. I'll have more updates soon and I think it's going to be really sweet. It could also smash my balls but that's not really my style. My ball vpip increases with bitches in the blinds and heavily decreases with dudes mouths sauntering around. Anyway here's the groove....
1. You have to pm me and mention this blog or email DC and mention this blog for this rate. 2. You have to agree to have the sessions recorded and maybe posted on a website. 3. I'll need a screenshot of you defeating Mike Tyson in Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!
Rates are as follows:
1 hour - $75
4 hours - $275
First come, first served capped at 8 students. Cheap cheap. (I guess we can pass on the Tyson screenshot.)

6 Comments:
NixonTheGrouch posted on July 12, 2011 at 22:41 PM
How much for coaching on how to beat Tyson? I will send a screenshot of me beating 25NL.
FenderJaguar posted on July 12, 2011 at 23:44 PM
You gotta get past the Sandman first. I'm not sure if you're a Mexican or a Mexican't. Pass the pudding to sweeten the cake.
TecmoSuperBowl posted on July 13, 2011 at 04:04 AM
Do I get like 1% off for this screenshot?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/CardynlSyn/FridayNight.jpg
I beat Mike Tyson on an actual NES in 2005 so no screenshot :(
delcrossb posted on July 13, 2011 at 04:53 AM
I used to 1 round TKO Super Macho Man like it was my job. Flawless victory.
FenderJaguar posted on July 13, 2011 at 11:56 AM
lol nice shot Tecmo.
FenderJaguar posted on July 21, 2011 at 20:15 PM
btw got 3 slots left for this.
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