Wave of Mutilation

Sure sure I was playing a table of 2/4, a table of 3/6, and a table of 5/10 as well, but I was mostly focused on my empty 2/4 HU table just HOPING I could bumhunt me a fish. Pra(e)ying someone would drop by a dump some dollars all over me. Then he showed up. He had the shark avatar and less than $200 clams, bones, smackerinos, loot, gold coins, HIS ROD OR HIS JOHNSON "He fixed the cable?"

I quickly devise a plan to induce a bluffraise on the river in hand 2 of our match....

 Full Tilt Poker $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players - View hand 894224

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Hero (BB): $411.50
BTN/SB: $149.50

Pre Flop: ($6.00) Hero is BB with 5 A
BTN/SB raises to $16, Hero calls $12

Flop: ($32.00) 3 2 6(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $12, Hero calls $12

Turn: ($56.00) 3(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB checks

River: ($56.00) T(2 players)
Hero bets $4, BTN/SB raises to $28, Hero calls $24

Final Pot: $112.00
Hero shows 5 A (a pair of Threes)
BTN/SB shows 8 7 (a pair of Threes)
Hero wins $111.50
(Rake: $0.50)

(btw his avatar induced me to induce this bluff. if he was the sly asian kid I would NEVER try something like this because I would assume that he'd be capable of thinly value betting with a better ace high or bottom pair. I'd be in trouble. If he had a black avatar I'd just assume he was running hotter than flaming balls of liquid equity and that I'd be setting myself up to fall into his slowplay supernut tarp.)

Or maybe that was hand 3, because this was the very next hand, and this was hand 4. He decided to take a ride on the reading.... 

Full Tilt Poker $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players - View hand 894226

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Hero (BTN/SB): $467.00
BB: $93.50

Pre Flop: ($6.00) Hero is BTN/SB with J J
Hero raises to $12, BB raises to $93.50 all in, Hero calls $81.50

Flop: ($187.00) 3 2 T

Turn: ($187.00) 9

River: ($187.00) K

Final Pot: $187.00
Hero shows J J (a pair of Jacks)
BB shows 2 8 (a pair of Twos)
Hero wins $186.50
(Rake: $0.50)

If the average bumhunter sees this stuff all day long and just coasts the internet on the side, I can see why they'd be content lol. Not saying that's the groove for me, but hey, 82o folks. Easy monies. 

You guys wanna see something hilarious? I played this hand in 2k6. 50NL FR lolol. Let me tell you, THIS was an eye opening hand haha. A total A-HA!!!!!!! moment for me to leave you with :D  

 

Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players - View hand 894234
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BB: $23.75
UTG: $16.10
UTG+1: $20.65
Hero (UTG+2): $54.45
MP1: $49.25
MP2: $64.20
CO: $48.50
BTN: $32.75
SB: $85.40

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is UTG+2 with Q A
2 folds, Hero raises to $2, 4 folds, SB calls $1.75, 1 fold

Flop: ($4.50) 8 2 6(2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($4.50) 2(2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

River: ($4.50) A(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $52.45 all in, SB calls $52.45

Final Pot: $109.40
Hero shows Q A (two pair, Aces and Twos)
SB shows 8 8 (a full house, Eights full of Twos)
SB wins $106.40
(Rake: $3.00)