June 14, 2010
Stuck in bed :(
I threw out my back the other day and I've been stuck in bed ever since. No I wasn't carrying dead bodies around or anything like that. I stood up. Yep, that's all I did. So if you haven't seen me around lately that's why. I've been Netflixing to get me through the days. I re-watched the entirety of Chappelle's Show, the good Karate Kid movies, and even some Kids in the Hall for good measure. I'm in a lot of pain, drinking icyhot milkshakes and overdosin' on alcohol & painkiller cocktails (not really obv). I'll be back before you know it with a radically hellacious vengeance to unleash on someone. I'm not exactly sure who yet but someone. In other news standing up after spending long periods of time in bed makes you DIZZY AS FUCK. Â
3 Comments:
Emergence posted on June 14, 2010 at 13:35 PM
Maybe get Phil Ivey's massage woman to come over. Or a velocipractor.
TtheAntlers posted on June 14, 2010 at 19:17 PM
A chiropractor might be +EV at this point.
diab0lic posted on June 14, 2010 at 20:38 PM
"A chiropractor might be +EV at this point."
+1
You'll feel like a million bucks. Get manual manipulation though, no drop tables.
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