Wave of Mutilation

Where to start where to start. I haven’t had a working pokerable computer for over a week. That’s doing really well for my 25k hand prop bet this month. I just got my “overnight” shipped computer that took 3 days to get after processing a CC took 2 days. IBUYPOWER.com should be called ISUCKDONKEYCOCK.BUST because though the computer is def high quality (aside from the nut low ass end components they tried to jack me with even though I specified that I wanted better IE: I get a video card that runs 2x dual DVI, they ship me the nut low manufacturer and it only has 1x dual DVI. FUCK YOU.) THEY SUCK lol. I’m going to call them with a giant list of complaints and be like RIDDLE ME THIS BITCH because I want my edge back. Everything in life offers an edge. If someone cuts you off on the highway they’ve slowed down the REST OF YOUR LIFE and sped theirs up. THAT is so significant for something so small. The customer service sucked. I called twice and talked to some random dude that barely spoke english and tried to give me the run around like I was going to call him down with bottom pair. He’s obviously danced this dance before. I’ll win in the end though, I always do. Bottom line is they are shady, have terrible customer service, but a reasonable price and good quality stuff (when you force their hand). Make sure if you get a comp from these fucking donks you’re the god damn juggernaut and not strawberry shortcock. Got me good buddy? I know what you’re thinking. “Uh….” WELL I DIDN’T ORDER UHHHH. PIE, FRIES, and LARGE COFFEE! GOT ME GOOD BUDDY!!!!!!!?

END RANT

Hi! :D So yeah I’m going to go through with the prop bet even though I probably have grounds to cancel it this month. Fuck that. I’m going to start tomorrow and soldier through Warriors style (gotta coach a LOT today).

I’ll prob take some pics of the set-up and everything and put them up next update. It’s pretty sick looking aside from my shitty desk.

So yeah, I have until the 1st of May to finish my 25k hands. I have this many in so far this month….

At least I’m running good at 5/10.

POKER IS A LOT LIKE ORDERING A PIZZA! “What the fuck are you talking about NOW leather, jesus christ :/”

No seriously, listen. OK so you order a pizza. You’re flyin’ solo so you rock a medium pepperoni with NO sauce. It’s not that you don’t like sauce and won’t partake in it in the future, it’s that you don’t feel particularly saucy today. When you get your order it’s 20 minutes late. It’s lukewarm. IT HAS SAUCE ON IT! Are you the type of person who….

A) Calls back immediately and complains

B) Says fuck it and eats/forgets about it

C) Tries to scrape the sauce off like a retard (this is a joke, I seriously seriously hope)

D) Is pissed off, does nothing about it, rolls eyes/shakes head/goes on about business

E) Doesn’t even fucking notice that it has sauce

If you chose A. When you call back they offer you 1. Credit for next time 2. They can remake it and resend it BUT IT WILL TAKE ANOTHER HOUR (fuck you you dumb pizza ho don’t try to manipulate me) Which do you take? What are the variables that influence your decision? When you told them about their mistake, did you use the leverage information of lukewarm/late pizza? What if you weren’t getting credit for a whole pizza and you were instead only getting credit for a side of garlic butter that they forgot, but you paid 2 bucks for and were really looking forward to? Does that change your decision? Should it change your decision? What’s the best play giving all variables!?

If you chose anything other than A, think about what I wrote about A, think about how it pertains to poker. Think again. One more time. WHAT AM I TRYING TO SAY HERE!??? Think about how you can apply your answer to your poker game. Do you have any of the same poker traits as you do life traits? I mean, poker is life right? Personality comes through at the poker table.

I feel like if I keep going in my current state of mind it could get insane so I’m going to pause and call it a blog. I do think there’s a lot of interesting stuff in here though, so please, discuss :D