July 13, 2009
Early this morning my pup decides he has to take an epic piss and wakes me up. So I watch him pee as he stares back at me in that shameful â€œyouâ€™re really going to watch?â€ type of way. I couldnâ€™t fall back asleep so I loaded up like 8 empties, including a â€œwhy notâ€ 2/4 HA table (PLO and PLHE).
While reading the DC forums I get a notification that someone is ready to party with yours truly. What do you know, itâ€™s Scott â€œlittle manâ€ Fischman.
Anyway my pup then decides itâ€™s time to poo so Iâ€™m pretty distracted. I misclick fold for like 3 hands, tank on a few pf min-raises, but get back into the swing of things pretty quickly. After a bit heâ€™s up about $100 and I have not played well. Then I start playing normal speed. This is important because if I was taking forever I wouldnâ€™t be pissed (because I could see you quitting someone who was playing very slowly).
Well then a few hands in I flop double gutted, bet and get called, hit the ass end bet and get called. The board pairs the river so I check and he bets and I call.
Insta sit-out quit.
It ends up he was in a few SnGâ€™s @ the same time but I donâ€™t care â€“ he insta-quit after hitting a river like he did? Thatâ€™s a hit and run for sure. He didnâ€™t even stack me. Not even close.
Even if something comes up and you have to quit (safe for say some sort of medical emergency which clearly wasnâ€™t the case because he was in sngâ€™s) â€“ if itâ€™s right after a big pot you at least say â€œsorry g2gâ€.
Quitting like he did was very rude. Fwiw Iâ€™m not even close to tilted.
So â€“ poker enemy #1.