Danzasmack Plays Cards

Someone made a post on DC called “HUPLO is making me mad” and ever since reading it for the 5th or 6th time today I’ve been overcome with the strong desire to declare that pretzels are making me thirsty.

For those of you that listen to “Hey Ball” Joe and I have a 5k hand prop bet going for the week. I don’t think Joe has ever played 5k hands in a week because a) he is old and b) he plays stud and a lot of live poker. It seems like Joe put in a good chunk of RUSH O8 hands but I’m still convinced he won’t make it. That being said I’ve got 1 day to do it and am about 2k hands short. I don’t think it will be that big of a problem though.

My past few sessions of have been insane. I ran up 500bbs last night @ a shallow PLO table just binging the nuts and getting it in “untouchable” (I couldn’t lose. Wow, worst attempt at a poker catch phrase ever).

I played one guy HUHU yesterday. At one point he was up 10 buyins on me. I was tilting a bit in the middle there but snapped out of it rather quickly. He was just so aggro and once we got deep that was NOT good for him. I had to go to walk my dog and ended up quitting him though. He thought I was FOS for quitting him to “walk my dog” but I literally had to walk my dog. He was crying at the door. He started at around 5:30 and the trooper that he is he took a nap for an hour. Then he got up and it was “I shit in here or I shit outside” time. Hopefully I can play the guy again as he is still up 3 buyins on me and I know I can bust his account.

Other than that I’ve been better about playing and hopefully will keep that up. Poker is fun. For everyone. Even my opponents who don’t practice avoidance.