Browndawggggsss sit n go experience

Yo dudes well i went to church yesterday the super hot Aunty did not go was looking forward to slavering over her aswell gutted. On the way down though a car had stopped due to traffic and this hot blonde lass was checking me out i had the biggest grin on my face ever haha i nearly jumped in the car with her. Got into the church and its just me the gf and her nanna o the fucking joys how did i get talked into this. The first thing i did when i sat down was scout for hot talent which was kinda hard due to there being 90% of women over 60 but it was to no avail.

Next thing i never laugh hardly at all something has to be super funny/sarcastic to get me going. so im sat there and the Funeral director is reading out all the names that have gone through that funeral home this year and it comes to this one Betty B. i swear i could not stop laughing and my heart nearly popped out my chest and my gf was even worse than me. Its not even funny but it was so inappropriate to laugh that i had to then there was another ridiculous name and it set me off again the whole church was sat there and dint even bat an eye lid. To make things worse the people behind said how disrepectful are they may face was like a tomato and the gf dint hear them so she was still laughing.

Not the first time its happend was at a funeral and this guys nick name (shabba) got read out and i just could not stop but it carried on for ten minutes in the end i nearly bit my hand off to stop laughing.

So am i just messed up in the head?

looking for hot women in a church it just sounds wrong

laughing in a church at the most inappropriate time.

Moving on the service was so boring the people speaking just droned on and on not my thing at all if anything they need to be more up to date (i know that it was mostly old people) if they want young people to come to church.

Poker

watched beluga whale yesterday coaching Kristy wow she has a super sexy voice and beluga makes me laugh some of the stuff he comes out with i was laughing i cant even remember what he said but i liked it so guna watch number 2.

played 25nl 6max getting abit more fun i must admit my stats where like 40/32 haha thats sick made about 17dollars wow.

stt's i know my leak in these its i run fucking awful basically thats it i made money but would of made 10x more if fucking cards would hold.

thats my rant for today o its started snowing brilliant.