Browndawggggsss sit n go experience

basically went up town with the gf to get her something for her bday it just was awful i hate shopping with her its just bores me to tears she just moans like fuck about how nothing looks right, nothing fits, she to fat omg shut up you boring cow just pick something. anyway we decided to grab some lunch and take it to the pub where her mum works thank god i shoved it down my gullet beause some boring pissed up fat head bastard decided to talk bollocks to us for at least 45 mins.

he was one of these guys who thought he was funny but ive seen better jokes from my cat he must of asked me my name at least 5 times and elbowed me in the back 20. the icing on the cake was when he decided to ask me for the 6th time what my name was then proceeded to call me dave i couldnt take anymore got off my chair and left. 5 mins later the idiot gf decideds to come out and tells me how nasty ive been i was like are you for real he was boring the tits off me dont tell me you where enjoying that. she replied no i dint but there was no need to be like that i replied with well i dint think i was nasty i never said anything to him. in the end i took a breath and said come on lets go get something for ya bday she replies only if you stop being nasty THATS IT IVE HAD ENOUGH IM GOING HOME!!!!! i couldnt take it no more she shouts well im not going with you im walking i was like well thats fine by me i went to the car when i see a parking ticket on the car o fucking great just to sum up the day. i got home in 10 mins would of took her about 45 o what a shame.

on the plus side i won a quick game of poker for a fiver that bought me into the main game and i came 3rd which was great so had a free night no hands to tell you about coz i folded 97% of them. o i missed a shove from the button king 3 suited i think it was an easy shove with the stack set ups.

its bed time its like 2o'clock i just needed to share my annoying day

laters