Yes, I'm Protesting Math

And now i need a new TV show to watch, feel free to throw out any suggestions. I thought AD was outstanding, here are some of my favorite quotes. Feel free to add your own.

Tobias Fünke: [as Mrs. Featherbottom] O-kay, who’d like a banger in the mouth?
[laughs]
Tobias Fünke: Right, I forgot, here in the States, you call it a sausage in the mouth.
Michael: We just call it a sausage.

Lindsay Funke: [to Michael] GOB doesnt do anything for the family.
Gob: Hey, I’m fucking Lucille 2.
Lindsay Funke: Or I could do something like that.

Tobias Fünke: [while at a western-themed resort] Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other.

Tobias Fünke: Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over – an analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist.

Tobias Fünke: No, no, it’s pronounced a-nal-ra-pist.
Buster: It wasn’t really the pronunciation that bothered me.

Gob: [in the break room] The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. Come on.
[in the elevator]
Gob: Yeah, the guy wearing the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for the guy who doesn’t make that in four months. Come on.
[in the bathroom]
Gob: Yeah, like I’m going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. Come o

Gob: [Gob’s wife has served him divorce papers] And now she’s stomping on my heart.
Michael Bluth: What’s her first name? Quickly.
Gob: [flustered] Crindee.
Michael Bluth: Name’s not Crindee, Gob.
Gob: [Reads papers] Ah, Saul Zetzmann. Nope. That’s her lawyer. Well, she’s GOT a name. And I’m gonna find out what it is. And I’m gonna make a pun on it. And that’s what I’ll call her. Bad example: if her name’s Amy, I’ll call her “Blame-y.”
Michael Bluth: That’s a strong defense.

Buster: Mom is becoming a little controlling.
Michael: What tipped you off? When she locked you out on the balcony again?
Buster: That was half my fault. I thought I saw a Graham Cracker out there.
Michael: You baited the balcony?
Lucille Bluth: Prove it.

Lindsay Funke: Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough.
Lucille: Not as much as you enjoyed yours. You want the belt to buckle, not your chair.
[server sets a dessert of Bananas Foster on fire]
Lucille: You might want to let that fire go out before you stick your face in it.
Lindsay Funke: That’s funny, ‘cause I was gonna say "You might wanna lean away from that fire since you’re soaked in alcohol."

Tobias Fünke: Do you see me more as the respected dramatic actor or more of the beloved comic actor?
Carl Weathers: Whoa, whoa, whoa. There’s still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you’ve got a stew going.

[after watching Rita walk across the pool]
Michael: Gob, was that your trick?
Gob: No, Michael, that’s not my trick.
Narrator: On the next Arrested Development:
Gob: [shouts] It’s my illusion.

Michael: . Get rid of the Seaward.
Lucille: I’ll leave when I’m good and ready.

J. Walter Weatherman: And that’s why you always leave a note.

And some random thoughts:

• The Carl Weathers cameo was fantastic, he was outstanding.

• Tobias passed Gob as my favorite character by the end, but I can easily be swayed the other way.

• I wish they hadn’t replaced the original Marta

• The “speech, speech, speech” chant from the Marta Complex still has me laughing every time I think of it

• Will Arnett should fire his agent, how has he not become a big time comic actor? The fact that his biggest role has been Blades of Glory since AD is a travesty.

• I’m really not sure how people can dislike the show.

• I just bought This Tshirt