March 12, 2010
And now i need a new TV show to watch, feel free to throw out any suggestions. I thought AD was outstanding, here are some of my favorite quotes. Feel free to add your own.
Tobias FÃ¼nke: [as Mrs. Featherbottom] O-kay, whoâ€™d like a banger in the mouth?
Tobias FÃ¼nke: Right, I forgot, here in the States, you call it a sausage in the mouth.
Michael: We just call it a sausage.
Lindsay Funke: [to Michael] GOB doesnt do anything for the family.
Gob: Hey, Iâ€™m fucking Lucille 2.
Lindsay Funke: Or I could do something like that.
Tobias FÃ¼nke: [while at a western-themed resort] Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other.
Tobias FÃ¼nke: Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over â€“ an analyst and a therapist. The worldâ€™s first analrapist.
Tobias FÃ¼nke: No, no, itâ€™s pronounced a-nal-ra-pist.
Buster: It wasnâ€™t really the pronunciation that bothered me.
Gob: [in the break room] The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. Come on.
[in the elevator]
Gob: Yeah, the guy wearing the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for the guy who doesnâ€™t make that in four months. Come on.
[in the bathroom]
Gob: Yeah, like Iâ€™m going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. Come o
Gob: [Gobâ€™s wife has served him divorce papers] And now sheâ€™s stomping on my heart.
Michael Bluth: Whatâ€™s her first name? Quickly.
Gob: [flustered] Crindee.
Michael Bluth: Nameâ€™s not Crindee, Gob.
Gob: [Reads papers] Ah, Saul Zetzmann. Nope. Thatâ€™s her lawyer. Well, sheâ€™s GOT a name. And Iâ€™m gonna find out what it is. And Iâ€™m gonna make a pun on it. And thatâ€™s what Iâ€™ll call her. Bad example: if her nameâ€™s Amy, Iâ€™ll call her â€œBlame-y.â€
Michael Bluth: Thatâ€™s a strong defense.
Buster: Mom is becoming a little controlling.
Michael: What tipped you off? When she locked you out on the balcony again?
Buster: That was half my fault. I thought I saw a Graham Cracker out there.
Michael: You baited the balcony?
Lucille Bluth: Prove it.
Lindsay Funke: Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough.
Lucille: Not as much as you enjoyed yours. You want the belt to buckle, not your chair.
[server sets a dessert of Bananas Foster on fire]
Lucille: You might want to let that fire go out before you stick your face in it.
Lindsay Funke: Thatâ€™s funny, â€˜cause I was gonna say "You might wanna lean away from that fire since youâ€™re soaked in alcohol."
Tobias FÃ¼nke: Do you see me more as the respected dramatic actor or more of the beloved comic actor?
Carl Weathers: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Thereâ€™s still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, youâ€™ve got a stew going.
[after watching Rita walk across the pool]
Michael: Gob, was that your trick?
Gob: No, Michael, thatâ€™s not my trick.
Narrator: On the next Arrested Development:
Gob: [shouts] Itâ€™s my illusion.
Michael: . Get rid of the Seaward.
Lucille: Iâ€™ll leave when Iâ€™m good and ready.
J. Walter Weatherman: And thatâ€™s why you always leave a note.
And some random thoughts:
- The Carl Weathers cameo was fantastic, he was outstanding.
- Tobias passed Gob as my favorite character by the end, but I can easily be swayed the other way.
- I wish they hadnâ€™t replaced the original Marta
- The â€œspeech, speech, speechâ€ chant from the Marta Complex still has me laughing every time I think of it
- Will Arnett should fire his agent, how has he not become a big time comic actor? The fact that his biggest role has been Blades of Glory since AD is a travesty.
- Iâ€™m really not sure how people can dislike the show.
- I just bought This Tshirt