Back To The Trap House

 Its been a weird few weeks. I don't know what to do with my spare time other than rage. If I felt like I was raging too hard I could always make the excuse to study or play. Well now I have to get a little more creative.

Online poker will no doubt come back better than ever with more fish to fry! There are companies working together right as we speak although they probably won't talk about it until the legal stuff goes away. So what to do in the mean time? I will go through my entire database of hands on a nightly basis working dilligently to plug my leaks by posting hands on the forums. Its the only way to stay ahead of the game, that and play live poker but live poker makes me lazy. Sitting next to lazy level 1 slobs all the time rubs off on you and makes me depressed.

Think about how good the games will be! I'm sure the advertisments will go something like this "Now regulated and on American soil! Deposit and withdraw funds with ease! You can now withdraw funds from your local casino (Caesars, Harrahs)"

Once  the fish feel safe they will come back. Wave after wave of degen gamblers will deposit again and not leave their houses. There will be big deposit bonuses because most people would be turned off by all the DOJ and FBI stuff. What better way to ease their mind then throw money at their faces that they will never clear? 100% sign up bonus up to $1000.

Friday and Saturday night games will get much much better. Drunks will stumble home from the bar and deposit large sums of money they won't remember doing because they're so blackout drunk. Tournament fields will grow to astronomical numbers because everyone will once again be excited for poker again!

I will be a massacre! Average players will make good money, good players will make great money and horrible players will go on sick heaters and spew it all back! The PLO games, already soft, will get even softer while I get even better and run up a huge bankroll!

Its all a reality. Theres too much money at stake for this not to happen. All the big name casinos are licking their chops creating ways to get your money on their site. This means they will throw as much free money at you as possible.

Money Fight!!!!!

So, all we have to do is wait. I suspect it will take about 6 months for the first American internet poker site opens up. Just in time for winter where I will have no reason to leave my house because its freezing and I'm a sick degen.

So what do we? Study. Plug leaks. Keep talking poker. Play live. Rinse. Repeat

Thats it.