June 25, 2010
Drinkupament
Win.
Some guy sits at a HU table with me. Super passive either limping or minraising most btns and calling about 70% out of the BB. AND he folded to EVERY cbet. He donked out twice on boards that I'm assuming he hit...
He slowly bled all his chips away and lost the last 4bb on A
4
vs my A4 and the board ran out with four s
Guy: u hit everything
Guy: see
Me: sorry
Me: unlucky there
Guy: that was a laughable match
Guy: I couldnt win a pot o save my life
Guy: I even said to myself, running diamonds here they come
Me: unlucky man
Guy: I can't explain it....I am up over 6500 live
Guy: down online?
Guy: what the difference?
Guy: I played the exact same
Dealer: Hand #21737726493
Dealer: 2fouroffsuit has 5 seconds left to act
hank flush: haha i love 2 4 off
2fouroffsuit: me too :)
Dealer: 2fouroffsuit has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: hank flush wins the pot ($2)
Dealer: Hand #21737733151
Dealer: 2fouroffsuit wins the pot ($2)
Dealer: Hand #21737736101
hank flush: lets make a deal that we have to play with it everytime
Dealer: 2fouroffsuit wins the pot ($4)
VERY NEXT HAND
Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players - View hand 762286
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter
Hero (BB): $398.00
BTN/SB: $98.00
Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BB with 8
7
2fouroffsuit: k
BTN/SB raises to $6, Hero calls $4
Flop: ($12.00) 5
J 4
(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $12, Hero raises to $33, BTN/SB calls $21
Turn: ($78.00) 7
(2 players)
Hero bets $59, BTN/SB calls $59 all in
River: ($196.00) K (2 players - 1 is all in)
Final Pot: $196.00
Hero shows 8 7 (a pair of Sevens)
BTN/SB shows 4 2 (a pair of Fours)
hank flush: ohhhhhhh comon
Hero wins $195.50
(Rake: $0.50)
Note to self: it’s extremely +ev to not be hungover as balls every Sunday and put off playing.
Going to make it my mission to get a good amount of volume in on the weekends and ship the skrilllllllla!
I had managed to rally back form being stuck almost 10bi and then this hand happened…
Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold’em – 2 players
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter
BB: $750.70
Hero (BTN/SB): $373.00
Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BTN/SB with K K
Hero raises to $3, BB raises to $12, Hero raises to $46, BB calls $34
Flop: ($92.00) K 8 8 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $31, BB calls $31
Turn: ($154.00) J (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $84, BB calls $84
River: ($322.00) 9 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $212 all in, BB calls $212
Final Pot: $746.00
BB shows 7 T (a straight flush, Jack high)
Hero shows K K (a full house, Kings full of Eights)
BB wins $745.50
(Rake: $0.50)
Avoid Super Turbo HU SNGs on FT.
They are a disgusting rake trap, in a game where people play horribly but yet still the edge to be gained is minimal.
According to my HEM I have wasted 11.7 hours of my life in these things. I’m running so far below EV, but more importantly I have paid sooooooo much fucking rake. I am getting the largest rakeback payment that I’ve ever goten this week, where I haven’t even played that much.
I am mostly mad at myself for playing these as long as I did. They are addictive, and terrible. Please don’t fall into the same trap that I did!
AHHHHHHHHHH!
In other news! Mt. Robusto is here and it is beginning to come together! I’m pumped!
Back to regular games and some PLO. No more poker crack!
I open up FT and am greeted by the creepiest avatar I’ve ever seen:
Whoa now Full Tilt! No disrespect to whoever the FT pro is, but wow that is a creepy ass cartoon version of you!
Coming soon!
I’m scared/excited/giddy/overjoyed/??/yes!
Time to put on your thinking caps and really kick things up to a new level!
100bb effective.
Btn opens for 2.5x
I fold in SB.
BB makes it 12.5x
Btn folds.
BTN: thats absurdly enormous
2fouroffsuit: That’s what she said
BTN: lol
2010